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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So long as they greet us as liberators, welcome us with smiles and cheers, and throw flowers and women at us, I'm all for it.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Sounds like the Daily Caller is out of the running.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

You're dirty sweet and you're my girl

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

maybe Dok can submit a picture of a pony trapped in tar sands...

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

A woman who majored in "therapeutic recreation" is surely worth getting to know.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

NO SPRINGS!! *WHISTLE*

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Remember way back in history, when creatures like saber-tooth tigers, and mammoths, and mastodons, all now extinct, got dragged down to their deaths by falling into pools of sticky tar! What kind of brainless idiot creatures would get killed by oil!! LOL

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Lot_49's avatar

"NO GLITTER." The story of my life.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"The Nightmare World Without Hydrocarbons"

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diogenez's avatar

This is the Utah story my library will be sharing on Earth Day: <a href="http://www.bidder70film.com/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.bidder70film.com/">http://www.bidder70film.com...

It's about courageous Tim DeChristopher who monkey wrenched the auction of leases for land near Arches National Park and Canyonlands - in Utah.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I sooo want to do a crayon version <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=7ttKJwvFIgw" target="_blank">of this</a>, and fuckin' OWN those little brats!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OT again: Harry Reems died. NOW I'm feeling old.

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