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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So this is the guy who'd be governor were Rick Perry to have become President?

The ramifications of that really don't mean a damn thing once you realize if that Rick Perry were president, then everyone would be completely fucked, regardless.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Some public servants are more equal than others.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Uppity, ain't he.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Chet's headline was better

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

ALPHA MALE??

Steverino is gonna be crushed...

Shypixel's avatar

Even with auto-play, you can't make me watch the video.

Unless it has funny captions.

Robot Taco Death March for Paris Jesse!

Shypixel's avatar

step- & -in-law

so... kinda?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

She “accidentally” didn’t scan $57 in the self checkout and she gets locked up. A misdemeanor. Let’s tie up the 911 while real people are dying, shooting up schools or beating their children. I guess I would expect something like this from a Texas Lt Governor .

SullivanSt's avatar

Thing is, you can say you don't want special treatment all you want, but when you repeatedly identify yourself as the Lt. Gov., and demand to be put through to the "senior officer ... right now", it's going to be very clear to the people at the other end of the line that the treatment you describe as being "not special" is, in fact, rather special.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i> When is Step-Niece-in-Law’s Day anyway?</i>

Sorry, but those weird, one-off relationships only have clout if you're a Kennedy.