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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I don't get sexts. There must be something wrong with my phone.

bobbert's avatar

(R-Appalachian Trail)?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I don't go for that new-fangled telegraph stuff that all the kids are using these days. As far as I am concerned, nothing beats the <a href="http:\/\/www.botaday.com\/sites\/botaday.com\/files\/blogimg\/my_little_pony_express-5.5-50.png" target="_blank">MLP Express.</a>

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Nah - probably overheard his colleague Mark "Trailblazer" Sanford.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So is he sexting his tool or using his tool to sext?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't know, Newt giving blowhard speeches to a completely empty house in the middle of the night was pretty funny, he did that for years.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I think this has all been taken out of contsext..

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

If you draw the lines juuust right, you get enough for one out of seven congressional districts.

And then, there's the folks who will never vote for Abraham Lincoln's party.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

That's some hawt sext, right there.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I met a 12-inch pianist once. Nice guy.

Ikimizi's avatar

You know what else? Until a few years ago, Clyburn was a sexagenarian.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

That must be confusing:

"Don't Stop!" STOP "Keep Going" STOP "I'm almost there!" STOP

SullivanSt's avatar

If Jim Clyburn sexted me, I'd feel pretty motivated to vote.