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I don't get sexts. There must be something wrong with my phone.

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(R-Appalachian Trail)?

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Go for the Gould.

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I don't go for that new-fangled telegraph stuff that all the kids are using these days. As far as I am concerned, nothing beats the <a href="http:\/\/www.botaday.com\/sites\/botaday.com\/files\/blogimg\/my_little_pony_express-5.5-50.png" target="_blank">MLP Express.</a>

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Nah - probably overheard his colleague Mark "Trailblazer" Sanford.

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So is he sexting his tool or using his tool to sext?

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Old folks, what can you do eh?

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Steven Colbert?

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I don't know, Newt giving blowhard speeches to a completely empty house in the middle of the night was pretty funny, he did that for years.

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I think this has all been taken out of contsext..

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If you draw the lines juuust right, you get enough for one out of seven congressional districts.

And then, there's the folks who will never vote for Abraham Lincoln's party.

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That's some hawt sext, right there.

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I met a 12-inch pianist once. Nice guy.

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You know what else? Until a few years ago, Clyburn was a sexagenarian.

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That must be confusing:

"Don't Stop!" STOP "Keep Going" STOP "I'm almost there!" STOP

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If Jim Clyburn sexted me, I'd feel pretty motivated to vote.

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