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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

But do their penii get ripped off after buttsechs with boy bees?

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Stock logo, to go with their need to use stock photos.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Any inflatable Rand dolls? I'd like to stick my pee pee in his mouth.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I think it's "runt." As in "His daddy runt for president last time."

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Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Once, they get lucky once - and then die.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Uh, I'm trying to figure out the messaging with the handle in the shape of a small penis.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

My takeaway from the hoodie is that Rand Paul is flaaaaaaaming.

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Cpt_Justice's avatar

An you, sir/madam/honored being, WIN THE THREAD.

If not the entire Internet.

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Cpt_Justice's avatar

Except that he's "going to be president" in *2016*! Get it?? GET IT???

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I suppose. And if it doesn't happen, for some unforseen reason, then maybe the year 4000 will be his big year, just like his "Performance Wear" prices foretold!

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Rick Hill's avatar

So...he is selling a picture of himself on a stick that, by it's name, suggest you are supposed to hit someone on their backside with? Poppa Cruz is going to have a field day with this in his next sermon....

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SterWonk's avatar

Fascinating! I didn't know that.

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sillyclucker's avatar

To be accurate, that eye chart should cost $never.

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MegPasadena's avatar

Then there is also this.

Rand Paul Backs Drone Killing Of Hypothetical Armed Robber

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MegPasadena's avatar

Don't you remember? The world is on fire and these nutjobs are the arsonists.

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MegPasadena's avatar

Most, except for the ones made in his family print shop.Got to maximize the grift.

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