Today is the day Rand Paul has been waiting for, when Rand Paul announced that Rand Paul will officially lose the 2016 election! And wouldn't you know it, he came prepared, for he has many, many nice things for sale, in case you need Rand Paul on your tits, your dick, or your bedroom ceiling, which is where you'll want to put that fancy eye chart up there! Yours for only $20.16! He did an eye chart, you see, because he
I suppose. And if it doesn't happen, for some unforseen reason, then maybe the year 4000 will be his big year, just like his "Performance Wear" prices foretold!
So...he is selling a picture of himself on a stick that, by it's name, suggest you are supposed to hit someone on their backside with? Poppa Cruz is going to have a field day with this in his next sermon....
But do their penii get ripped off after buttsechs with boy bees?
Stock logo, to go with their need to use stock photos.
Any inflatable Rand dolls? I'd like to stick my pee pee in his mouth.
I think it's "runt." As in "His daddy runt for president last time."
Once, they get lucky once - and then die.
Uh, I'm trying to figure out the messaging with the handle in the shape of a small penis.
My takeaway from the hoodie is that Rand Paul is flaaaaaaaming.
An you, sir/madam/honored being, WIN THE THREAD.
If not the entire Internet.
Except that he's "going to be president" in *2016*! Get it?? GET IT???
I suppose. And if it doesn't happen, for some unforseen reason, then maybe the year 4000 will be his big year, just like his "Performance Wear" prices foretold!
So...he is selling a picture of himself on a stick that, by it's name, suggest you are supposed to hit someone on their backside with? Poppa Cruz is going to have a field day with this in his next sermon....
Fascinating! I didn't know that.
To be accurate, that eye chart should cost $never.
Then there is also this.
Rand Paul Backs Drone Killing Of Hypothetical Armed Robber
Don't you remember? The world is on fire and these nutjobs are the arsonists.
Most, except for the ones made in his family print shop.Got to maximize the grift.