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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

But do their penii get ripped off after buttsechs with boy bees?

SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Stock logo, to go with their need to use stock photos.

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Any inflatable Rand dolls? I'd like to stick my pee pee in his mouth.

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I think it's "runt." As in "His daddy runt for president last time."

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧡🧡🧡's avatar

Once, they get lucky once - and then die.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Uh, I'm trying to figure out the messaging with the handle in the shape of a small penis.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

My takeaway from the hoodie is that Rand Paul is flaaaaaaaming.

Cpt_Justice's avatar

An you, sir/madam/honored being, WIN THE THREAD.

If not the entire Internet.

Cpt_Justice's avatar

Except that he's "going to be president" in *2016*! Get it?? GET IT???

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I suppose. And if it doesn't happen, for some unforseen reason, then maybe the year 4000 will be his big year, just like his "Performance Wear" prices foretold!

Rick Hill's avatar

So...he is selling a picture of himself on a stick that, by it's name, suggest you are supposed to hit someone on their backside with? Poppa Cruz is going to have a field day with this in his next sermon....

SterWonk's avatar

Fascinating! I didn't know that.

sillyclucker's avatar

To be accurate, that eye chart should cost $never.

MegPasadena's avatar

Then there is also this.

Rand Paul Backs Drone Killing Of Hypothetical Armed Robber

MegPasadena's avatar

Don't you remember? The world is on fire and these nutjobs are the arsonists.

MegPasadena's avatar

Most, except for the ones made in his family print shop.Got to maximize the grift.