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The Quirk's avatar

Ask, ask! How else are you going to learn how to do this?

The Quirk's avatar

Scumbags who want to fuck little girls want to make a lot of little girls. What have you got against supply and demand?

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

As soon as the Duggars were mentioned I knew this was going to be gross and disgusting.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

This is almost certainly a Quiverfull home - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

bobbert's avatar

I'll take "Opening Lines Rejected By Herman Melville" for $200, Alex.

diogenez's avatar

Um, so what's up with the pirate shirt?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is the hard part of being an atheist. You don't get in on all that sexy time shit that goes on in the churches.

PubOption's avatar

Der Manteufel ist los?

Capt.Jim's avatar

Iffin I want to choke my chicken until he pukes in your hen house jeebus says I can.That what this here cult is all about woman so get used to it

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

That pic looks VERY rapey to me. PLus, Quiverfull - because the only way to keep the derp going is to fill a clown car up with stupid, screaming brats

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the same part of Texas that brings us the anti vaccine mega churches.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

John was the beloved apostle.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

because of the possibility of conception via osmosis

Painter of Goats's avatar

Masturbating for Christ is no way to run a ministry.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

People who need mental help should not be in the business of providing mental help. Just sayin'...