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Ask, ask! How else are you going to learn how to do this?

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The Barbarian.

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Scumbags who want to fuck little girls want to make a lot of little girls. What have you got against supply and demand?

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As soon as the Duggars were mentioned I knew this was going to be gross and disgusting.

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This is almost certainly a Quiverfull home - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I'll take "Opening Lines Rejected By Herman Melville" for $200, Alex.

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Um, so what's up with the pirate shirt?

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This is the hard part of being an atheist. You don't get in on all that sexy time shit that goes on in the churches.

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Der Manteufel ist los?

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Iffin I want to choke my chicken until he pukes in your hen house jeebus says I can.That what this here cult is all about woman so get used to it

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That pic looks VERY rapey to me. PLus, Quiverfull - because the only way to keep the derp going is to fill a clown car up with stupid, screaming brats

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the same part of Texas that brings us the anti vaccine mega churches.

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John was the beloved apostle.

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because of the possibility of conception via osmosis

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Masturbating for Christ is no way to run a ministry.

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People who need mental help should not be in the business of providing mental help. Just sayin'...

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