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Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Until he’s legally unable to run for office again, then he’s still an active threat. He’s just far less noisy.

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Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

BCBPFA!!!!!!!

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Skepti-KC's avatar

I love listening to President Joe. His voice makes me happy and compels within me hope.

And I'm now all clean with shiny hair and rosy cheeks and all ready to go get my first vaccine in an hour.

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Woke Wonk Anon's avatar

Why are they obsessed with Biden's mask?

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Skepti-KC's avatar

Fucking filthy damned NAZIS.

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lucidamente's avatar

Has anyone asked "Mr. President, why aren't you compromising with Republicans?"

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wobbly's avatar

Press: "Are the unemployed making too much money?"Joe: "No."

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Marceline's avatar

They approach everything from the vantage point of GOP culture warriors.

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GoutMachine's avatar

Because having to wear a mask is the single worst thing a human being can experience in the history of ever.

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vorpal's avatar

agreed, fo'c'sle think you're being pretentious

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I like the cut of your mainsail.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This is rudder nonsense.

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Doug Langley's avatar

His SUX-9000 broke down.

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Doug Langley's avatar

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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ziggywiggy's avatar

My tv started turning off and on as soon as Joe started talking. Fuck, not a good way to start my birthday.

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