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Until he’s legally unable to run for office again, then he’s still an active threat. He’s just far less noisy.

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BCBPFA!!!!!!!

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I love listening to President Joe. His voice makes me happy and compels within me hope.

And I'm now all clean with shiny hair and rosy cheeks and all ready to go get my first vaccine in an hour.

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Why are they obsessed with Biden's mask?

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Fucking filthy damned NAZIS.

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Has anyone asked "Mr. President, why aren't you compromising with Republicans?"

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Press: "Are the unemployed making too much money?"Joe: "No."

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They approach everything from the vantage point of GOP culture warriors.

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Because having to wear a mask is the single worst thing a human being can experience in the history of ever.

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agreed, fo'c'sle think you're being pretentious

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I like the cut of your mainsail.

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This is rudder nonsense.

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His SUX-9000 broke down.

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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

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My tv started turning off and on as soon as Joe started talking. Fuck, not a good way to start my birthday.

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