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HooverVilles's avatar

They desperately want him to pivot and be presidential. His not doing so makes them look bad for all the free coverage they gave him in the election campaign.Also, they likes the monies!

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HooverVilles's avatar

That 34% is an infuriating number. Trump has been telling and demonstrating who and what he is for his entire life. It is so dsylexic-doG damn obvious as to what and who he is. One would think that percentage of people would be much smaller, but NOOOOOO!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Yeah, one of my better efforts. I think I'll post that one up top, rather than leave it buried here for eternity.

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Asta's avatar

Gah!

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Squeegee's avatar

Question: What does Melania consider safe sexAnswer: When Donald Trump is down in DC

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Squeegee's avatar

I'm latino :)

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Michael Rappaport's avatar

Actually, according to the Wolff book, they sleep in different bedrooms.

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Squeegee's avatar

Probably to minimize the rollover risk from sleeping next to that tub of lard.

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Grumpy Twat's avatar

And now that they are being sold off what can we look forward to?

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Bill Diaz's avatar

That isnt how IQ or Gaussian distribution works. The 'SD' for IQ is ~15, making an IQ of 85 the 25% mark.

Have a great day!

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

That's just crazy socialist commie talk!

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Subliberal's avatar

I read somewhere once that Koko the Signing Gorilla had an estimated IQ of ~80, with a vocabulary of over 2000 words (signs).

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Bill Diaz's avatar

If only the Trumpanzee had that much vocabulary at his disposal.

Have a great day!

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HazooToo's avatar

Now it makes sense!

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minidriver's avatar

Wanted to charge me for an electronic record transfer but finally backed down after I pointed out that his office policy only states charging for paper copies.

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HooverVilles's avatar

Glad you got your records. I bet the odds are very high that the office policy on charging only for paper copies gets changed soon. I had a similar situation and as soon as the business owner could, their policy was changed.Those makers takers are always on the alert to squeeze MOAR monies out of the system.

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