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ding ding ding...we have a winnah!

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Christie is a bloated darling of teabagger, but I have to say that there are times I like the dude.

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Yeah, JB MDL seems like kind of a big deal: <a href="http://www.armytimes.com/ar..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.armytimes.com/article/20120517/NEWS/20...">http://www.armytimes.com/ar...

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Sounds like Christie’s stomach clamp is too tight.

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mmmmm.....porkroll...

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Keep walkin, Rand, just keep walkin

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I know Christie will win this, but the question is where in Rand Paul's body will he shove the quadruple scoop ice cream cone?

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um, ice cream cones?!?!?

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Ha! I'll see your 911 and raise you a Fort Cambell and a Fort Knox!

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it kind of goes without saying...

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if all of them end up on the floor in a heap and they manage to burn the whole party to the ground in the process I'll call it a win-win

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