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Dee Andee's avatar

Owl lurkage not allowed...

bobbert's avatar

Thank you, Biff. My memory had excised that.

JoeChristmas's avatar

II was a lurker then. Now I just don't comment.

Bill Slider's avatar

Major League Baseball players and high school dropouts.

arundel's avatar

Uh, could we not make spitting and phlegm-spewing rights our liberal hill to die on, please? Thx.

CandideThirtythree's avatar

Ok I actually gagged, you win!

Dee Andee's avatar

Also gets extra brownie points for the 'son' and 'sen' usage. And of course my last name ends with one of those and I'm from MN. Yeah. ;)

bobbert's avatar

My last name would end with "son", except my great-granddad changed it when he immigrated. (OR maybe some dude at Ellis Island changed it for him -- family history is unsure).l

bobbert's avatar

Is that a sincerely held religious belief?

bobbert's avatar

Tricky, this. If I go for the bacon quiche (pardon the orgasm), I will have commented; hence, not lurking, and I will have disqualified myself from the bacon quiche.

Oh, I'm such a fucking victim, I must be a Duggar. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

willi0000000's avatar

grab a slice and run . . . it's worth being kicked out of the lounge.

Chris Grrr's avatar

"Concerns have been raised..."

Now those are the words of a public servant who's got dismissiveness perfected.

Joseph's avatar

And this is one of the smart ones.

DahBoner's avatar

I was just in an airport last week with tons of Chinese tour groups. None of them spit. But the Chinese do have a reputation of spitting back home....

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obamafone's avatar

No. It's just a vague hunch but I won't let anyone spit on my kids!