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TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

do the search, then let me know...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Needs more moldy.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Yeah it was supposed to curtail bribery and the like but all that means is that you find a new way to be bribed.

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

If these guys could fuck all the way off, they'd be a whole hell of a lot happier. I suggest some anal beads

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Axomamma's avatar

Say "moldy dildo holsters" ten times fast. Bet ya can't.

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Axomamma's avatar

Dog libel!

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Our country has fallen into the abyss of religious Eurochristo dumbfuckery that the founders worked so hard to keep from getting started in the new world. shit shit shit. Once again, this is why we no longer have nice things.

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fuflans's avatar

your 15 minutes are up ms davis.

go away.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Hot sulfur springs eternal.

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Doug Langley's avatar

It does disturb me slightly that the eleven major ingredients are petroleum derivatives.

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Are we there yet?'s avatar

That dog is definitely smarter.........and better looking...........and everything better.........

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Doug Langley's avatar

This classy and yooge enough for ya?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

You made me look up "grundle". I am not pleased.

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

Drink your juice, Shelby.

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SoBe Smirched and Aroused's avatar

This here ho-ho prefers ding dongs.

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Parakeetist's avatar

And now, the dish rack.

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