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Read the post expecting to hear about a sword; was disappointed about lack of sword. Came down to the comments expecting to hear about watery tarts; was pleased the non-commentariat came through. +1 Objectifer; Alex--needs more Arthurian legend via Monty Python. Better luck next time.

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"I love it," mm27 said, knowing that absolutely nothing could matter less to absolutely anybody.

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Piquant.

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Admit it--you're the lady from Billy Crystal's creative writing class in Throw Momma from the Train, aren't you?

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Donald Trump is already an anti-vaxxer: http://www.slate.com/blogs/...

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But, but, Sierra law!

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Yes, let's imagine it, shall we? "Michele Bachmann Outcrazies Herself In Bizarre 'End Times' Interview"http://jezebel.com/michele-...

Hint: it's something along the lines of "Let's start WWIII in the Middle East so that Jesus will bring on the rapture."

Hey, ho... Trumps evangelical advisory board creature feature... it features all of the crazies, Katy:

"Trump's evangelical advisory board features Bachmann, Falwell"http://www.politico.com/sto...

Let's let Samantha Bee explain why they deserted God's "Anointed" Ted Cruz for Trump: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Alas, all of those comments - erased in the blink of an eye. Gone, like tears in the rain.

There were commenting giants among us ...

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He thinks he has a mandate from the masses...

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did she release her legion of ill-tempered gambusia?

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Minnesotans of One-L-Michele's ilk consider poutine to be a damn furrigner food. Too flavorful, also too.

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That was no lady.

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Road trip!

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I almost (almost) wish for a Trump victory in November. The fucking Cabinet would be one hell of a group. Michele Bachmann as Secretary of State. Betsy McCaughey as Secretary of HHS. Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of Defense. Donald Jr. as Secretary of the Treasury. Sarah Palin as Secretary of Education. Ivanka as Attorney General. And there are still, what, half a dozen offices to fill?

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Isn't "vagina beaver" redundant?

Oh, wait.

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srsly Jen, it was the very next post /editwhat good gawd said!

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