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Shucky Ducky's avatar

Read the post expecting to hear about a sword; was disappointed about lack of sword. Came down to the comments expecting to hear about watery tarts; was pleased the non-commentariat came through. +1 Objectifer; Alex--needs more Arthurian legend via Monty Python. Better luck next time.

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mailman27's avatar

"I love it," mm27 said, knowing that absolutely nothing could matter less to absolutely anybody.

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mailman27's avatar

Piquant.

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Lurkbot's avatar

Admit it--you're the lady from Billy Crystal's creative writing class in Throw Momma from the Train, aren't you?

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Brendan_M's avatar

Donald Trump is already an anti-vaxxer: http://www.slate.com/blogs/...

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

But, but, Sierra law!

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WampusKat's avatar

Yes, let's imagine it, shall we? "Michele Bachmann Outcrazies Herself In Bizarre 'End Times' Interview"http://jezebel.com/michele-...

Hint: it's something along the lines of "Let's start WWIII in the Middle East so that Jesus will bring on the rapture."

Hey, ho... Trumps evangelical advisory board creature feature... it features all of the crazies, Katy:

"Trump's evangelical advisory board features Bachmann, Falwell"http://www.politico.com/sto...

Let's let Samantha Bee explain why they deserted God's "Anointed" Ted Cruz for Trump: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Historicat's avatar

Alas, all of those comments - erased in the blink of an eye. Gone, like tears in the rain.

There were commenting giants among us ...

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Skadi's avatar

He thinks he has a mandate from the masses...

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therblig's avatar

did she release her legion of ill-tempered gambusia?

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RugzYaBurnt's avatar

Minnesotans of One-L-Michele's ilk consider poutine to be a damn furrigner food. Too flavorful, also too.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That was no lady.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Road trip!

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

I almost (almost) wish for a Trump victory in November. The fucking Cabinet would be one hell of a group. Michele Bachmann as Secretary of State. Betsy McCaughey as Secretary of HHS. Rudy Giuliani as Secretary of Defense. Donald Jr. as Secretary of the Treasury. Sarah Palin as Secretary of Education. Ivanka as Attorney General. And there are still, what, half a dozen offices to fill?

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Isn't "vagina beaver" redundant?

Oh, wait.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

srsly Jen, it was the very next post /editwhat good gawd said!

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