Lots of hot, fresh Florida Man action this week! Let's dive right in and see what trouble he's gotten himself into this time. Cited For Inappropriate Usage Of Floridian Genitals So … ever been at a Walmart, seen a purrrty lady walk by, and decided you needed to choke the chicken right fucking there? No?
"Cathinone use can also cause rhabdomyolysis, which is a melting of the muscle tissue and the release of muscle fibers into the blood stream. This can lead to kidney failure and result in a user needing permanent dialysis."
With the Texas legislature in session we local commie, dope smoking hippies in Austin can be a little pissy dealing with a town filled with shit-fer-brain legislators, ALEC and Kock Brothers. But my solution is to have all my friends read the Florida Correspondent on Wonkette. It makes us all feel a little better.
My ex husband had this happen after he exerted himself too hard at the gym to impress his trainer. Evidently it's really painful. At least that's what he said while I was sitting at his bedside for weeks. It was so painful, in fact, that the only cure was morphine and sticking his wiener in the trainer a few weeks after being released from the hospital. :P
You mean a hoard of pro-lifers didn't rush in to "save" them? No wonder one of my old college buds used to call it "wasting children" - otherwise, he was pretty funny.
Sounds like a microcosm for most of my relationships.
Flakka is a synthetic cathinone.
"Cathinone use can also cause rhabdomyolysis, which is a melting of the muscle tissue and the release of muscle fibers into the blood stream. This can lead to kidney failure and result in a user needing permanent dialysis."
Sounds awesome!
i mean, c'mon guys, it IS walmart, after-all!
Flakka and bath salts would be even awesomer!
Of course, considering the base-level craziness of many Floridians, they may not need chemical additives to behave bizarrely.
So that's what they mean by "roll-back"?
With the Texas legislature in session we local commie, dope smoking hippies in Austin can be a little pissy dealing with a town filled with shit-fer-brain legislators, ALEC and Kock Brothers. But my solution is to have all my friends read the Florida Correspondent on Wonkette. It makes us all feel a little better.
the best part is:
'The boxes had to be thrown away'
yeah, right! SURE they were!
That is one lucky kid. However finding the tooth again for the Tooth Fairy might be difficult.
My ex husband had this happen after he exerted himself too hard at the gym to impress his trainer. Evidently it's really painful. At least that's what he said while I was sitting at his bedside for weeks. It was so painful, in fact, that the only cure was morphine and sticking his wiener in the trainer a few weeks after being released from the hospital. :P
So that's where I've been going wrong!
You mean a hoard of pro-lifers didn't rush in to "save" them? No wonder one of my old college buds used to call it "wasting children" - otherwise, he was pretty funny.
U.S. Sugar should start an online petition. I hear those are effective.
Brutal!
So, is anyone surprised at the outcome of a murder plot involving David Elliot Moran? I mean, it's right there in his name for Christ's sake!
They'll probably get better results with a GoFundMe campaign.
I know where he came from