Congratulations, Tennessee, you're now on the distinguished list of states who need a quick refresher in How Does The First Amendment Work, No Really, How? You can thank your new state Rep. Jerry Sexton (R-No Surprise) for proposing legislation to make the Holy Bible "the official state book." Gosh, why might that be a problem?
They're kinda insecure because God hasn't done anything lately except send tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes and ebola to punish the USA for being too fabulous. That track record undercuts the "loving god" ad copy.
Down here, the KJV Bible is considered the only kosher translation by those who bible-hump. There's a bumper sticker that reads "IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE."
The non-biblical syntax of that message doesn't seem to dawn on anyone.
If we would quit destroying marriage and oppressing Good God-Fearin' Bible-Believin' Patriots, surely god would have less to worry about in the tsunami-ing and and hurricaning departments. The fact that it almost always misses wildly and strikes apparently-random times just means we've blinded it with pious rage, of course.
Interesting point of view! Thanks i like it! ^)^
Also ducks with lisps, too.
They sure do love selective interpretation of things - the Bible, the Constitution, the laws of reality and physics...
Tennessee? The state that just made it harder for poor people to receive health care?
Yeah, Jeebus would totally be on board with that move....
They're kinda insecure because God hasn't done anything lately except send tsunamis, earthquakes, hurricanes and ebola to punish the USA for being too fabulous. That track record undercuts the "loving god" ad copy.
They should clear this with God first. I doubt he/she wants to be associated with Tennessee.
Ted Cruz ALWAYS looks like he's in dire need of a shit.
Yes, the Christian Bible has made Tennessee the fine, leading state that it is.
Down here, the KJV Bible is considered the only kosher translation by those who bible-hump. There's a bumper sticker that reads "IF IT AIN'T KING JAMES IT AIN'T BIBLE."
The non-biblical syntax of that message doesn't seem to dawn on anyone.
If we would quit destroying marriage and oppressing Good God-Fearin' Bible-Believin' Patriots, surely god would have less to worry about in the tsunami-ing and and hurricaning departments. The fact that it almost always misses wildly and strikes apparently-random times just means we've blinded it with pious rage, of course.
God slavishly obeys the laws of physics and probability.
Heh heh, you said "ejaculation".
Lilith?
Isn't it the Tree of Gondor?
Shouldn't he be the Official County Savior of every county, so he could have same rank as Sheriff.
What better Christian to explain tradition than America's Best Christian?