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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The 'Jesus' he rediscovered was the same one he talked about BEFORE he went in. You know, the white Republican one.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

'Mommy, why are they arresting Kermit the Frog?'

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Jack Chick pamphlets are a reliable source of helpful advice and guidance, and they even include the Magic Words at the back that you use to avoid these pesky difficulties.

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Bebecca's avatar

Did you make that up? Well, no sex was actually involved so no harm no foul no sin.

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Queen MΓ©abh's avatar

It is VERY difficult to overcome brainwashing. All these preachers on TV and radio are professional brainwashers. All religion is brainwashing, and there is an element of Tribalism - as in WE have the truth, therefore we are better than those other groups. If people are not trained to be skeptical, to question authority figures, to think for themselves, they are very easy to brainwash.

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Holly Palmer's avatar

Hence, Trump.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

Heavy is the head that wears the beer cap.

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nightmoth's avatar

No, it's for real. I found it fascinating. Mommy issues, perhaps?

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pianoplayer1's avatar

Yet, poor Tammy Faye got a horrible cancer and died.

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ctguyinhamden's avatar

"Jim and Lori's Daily Silver Monthly Offer" . . . d'you think these good folk were pitching for money, excuse me, I mean prayer seed offerings?

Truly, something out of a previous century (like maybe the fourteenth?)

Man, Jim Bakker just will not go away. You would think the earlier sex scandal and accounting fraud would have done it - after all, it led to divorce and prison time - but N-O-O-O-O!! He is STILL spouting this garbage, and still (I presume) fleecing the innocents of their hard-earned money.

Wish someone would remove the demon from his sorry soul.

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Zyxomma's avatar

There's gotta be a website where you can autotune this, no?

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mary5920's avatar

LOL

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mary5920's avatar

Jim Bakker has had his share of pink ears. He's been a cheat and a fraud. Therefore, he and Drumpf are godly because they...whut?

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Let's all give our avatars hats!!

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

I like that idea. I will have to work on it when next at my computer.

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