You should be scared. Very scared. SUPER scared. It is beneficial if you are scared, because then you will get angry, and vote for stupid people. In this case, you should be scared that the government is going to take away your guns, as a prominently featured Wonkette advertisement has been telling you they will. You need to HIDE THEM NOW, it says, because
<blockquote>Sorry, they also recommend you remove your car&rsquo;s passenger airbag and put a gun there instead, so that kind of has to be included too.</blockquote>
This is good news. We&#039;ll be able to recognize the gunpocalypse preppers by the burns and bruises to their faces incurred when the thing goes off while they&#039;re trying to take it out.
Loaded, with the safety off. Can&#039;t have anything slow you down when you need to shoot that shadowy figure in the middle of the night who might be a home invader, or might be your kid having bad dreams or a stomach ache or something.
One in the freezer, one in the glovebox (sawed off shotgun, preferably), one buried in the survivalist size barrel of coffee beans, one taped to the water tank of the toilet . . .
There&#039;s <em>a lot</em> of fear in a right wing nut with guns.
Bris-tol whipped.
Actually, I was thinking of that &quot;Cold Cash&quot; Louisiana legislator.
In roughly the same spirit, has anyone ever seen Alexis &quot;Zumba&quot; Wright and the Octomom in the same room?
The Sucker List is probably worth seven bucks a name.
Or, &quot;Put one sock inside the other and fill with pennies.&quot;
The old fire-hardened sharp stick is a good one, too....
Don&#039;t the nasty Hezbullah folks make homemade rockets for about $500 a throw?
<blockquote>Sorry, they also recommend you remove your car&rsquo;s passenger airbag and put a gun there instead, so that kind of has to be included too.</blockquote>
This is good news. We&#039;ll be able to recognize the gunpocalypse preppers by the burns and bruises to their faces incurred when the thing goes off while they&#039;re trying to take it out.
Fetch me... a shrubbery!
Loaded, with the safety off. Can&#039;t have anything slow you down when you need to shoot that shadowy figure in the middle of the night who might be a home invader, or might be your kid having bad dreams or a stomach ache or something.
A compendium of George W. Bush&#039;s bloopers, on the other hand...
One in the freezer, one in the glovebox (sawed off shotgun, preferably), one buried in the survivalist size barrel of coffee beans, one taped to the water tank of the toilet . . .
I&#039;m not altogether sure she&#039;d notice...
And another ten spot to watch her do it...
Having loads of firepower sure worked out for the SLA when they took on the LAPD several years ago.
And their Ron Paul survival set of Krugerrands. Or are those buried in the backyard under the second flower pot from the fence?