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"Mr Trump Jnr.... can I refer you to the document here where you publicly state 'Most of our money comes from Russia'. Can you elaborate?'

'We were playing Monopoly. And we like to pretend that Monopoly money is rubles, and the bank is called 'Russia'. We are a close family and enjoy such diversions that other normal American families enjoy'.

'Did you also call your mother-in-law a 'low-life slovene skank'? And your brother Barron 'less important than the afterbirth'?'

'Only in the sense that Slovenes are well,.... the skanks of Eastern Europe.... and the afterbirth has a fundamental role in the birthing process'.

'Did you have sex with a female gorilla in Tanzania?'

'It was either that or my wife'

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Reagan never kicked Russia's butt. And the guys he paid to DO that managed to repeat that effort in 2001. The closest he got to a victory was sending off 7,000 troops to defeat an 'army' of 750 in Grenada. And the majority of the casualties were when some cretin bombed a mental hospital and killed 30 inmates. Did you know that the USA has handed out over 19,000 medals for that single action? A lot less than the Nazis gave out for subduing the Warsaw Ghetto.

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I am suing this 'Donald Trump Jnr' for the illegal use of my name.

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They knew or they would not have attempted to hide it, they are not very smart and have never ever been held to account for their bad behaviour.They are just amoral rat cunning uncommon criminals shielded by the superpowers of whiteness and wealth.

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"...tell his dad that the Russians were coming"

One if by derpTwo if by pee?

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Disgusting and horrible as a person, the looks are a matter of taste.

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Someone needs to have Junior checked for early-onset Alzheimers. He sounds exactly like Reagan.

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<golf clap>

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They managed to overrun positions held by the elite 332nd Cuban Concrete Construction Brigade with minimal casualties because the attack came in the middle of their post-lunch Siesta

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As soon as they wrap up that Private Prison for Blah Weed-Smokers Project

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“23 and Thee and Thine and a Jug of Blackberry Wine “

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Conspiracy to commit a misdemeanor is actually a felony

And there’s no profit in misdemeanors

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Donald Trump Jr., starts the Trump Tower "Russia meeting" by saying: "I believe you have some information for us."

Makes me wonder if he didn't accidentally watch "The Man Who Knew Too Little" before this meeting, in an attempt to bone up on his spycraft.

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