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Not ruthless enough.

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I had a pair of A7 VOTs. Got tired of having to rent a truck each time I moved.

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Good-Bye John, we will miss you. Sort of. In a way.

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Don't you mean that he will be "a dummy"?

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Is he related to Charlie?

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Flounder?

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Thank you Pete Wilson. I think he was the beginning of the end for the GOP in CA.

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Ate breakfast there once. Never felt the need to go back.

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it says "Obama's Energy Plan". He wore this while attending a committee meeting about wind power. Classy, huh? Some of his greatest hits: "My father had a ranch. We used to hire about 50-60 wetbacks to help pick tomatoes". "We can't just let those wild animals just run around and do whatever they want". Bridge to Nowhere? This guy! "I only represent the people who voted for me". During a discussion about renaming a post office to honor a fallend soldier? Here you go:

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He was defeated in the general election in '72 (?) by a dead guy (Begich). Won the subsequent special election that almost no one voted in. We've been unable to rid ourselves of him since.

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Im going to go with the McCarthy scandal trifecta: A 3-Way with Jenny McCarthy, Melissa McCarthy and Kevin McCarthy and then Kevin has to go to Planned Parenthood for an abortion because of Eugene McCarthy. Im dyslexic so its 2 live girls and a dead boy rather than the other way around.

Three Cheers for McCarthyism!

Have a great day!

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In '72? So the university archaeological department dug him for you citizens? How nice.

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EEEEEEEK!

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Puce is the color dominating the fashion runways of Paris and Milan this year.

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No, but he got all his schooling from Mortimer Snerd.

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did Simpsons really do that bit in the headline graphic?

I know they stopped trying a long time ago but that just seems so low-rent

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