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Michael Treece's avatar

Whatever you do, do not go onto physician discussion boards. There are some breathtakingly right-wing and weirdly selectively ignorant doctors, most of those surgeons and anaesthesiologists (emergency docs are pretty well-represented, too--must be their close relationship with cops). If you're lucky enough to live in an area wherein you can choose your own doc, casually mention vaccine refusal, Anthony Fauci or firearms regulation. You can save yourself a lot of medical troouble down the road with these simple screening tools.

DemoCat's avatar

I think she’s onto something having a separate licensing and credential system for anti-science nutters who believe in their gut and whatever culture war garbage they base their practice policies on. That way normal people would know right away to avoid those quacks. Maybe the “$ucker” designation from Twixxer.

Speaking of wingnut standards. Who taught Nathalie how to write? She’s not a 17 year old intern still mastering the art of writing. She’s 37 and flies on Air Force One as the President’s vital assistant. Was she home schooled? She capitalizes random words, and not just the ones many people aren’t sure about, just Words. Her grammar and sentence structure looks like an 8th grader with a crush on an 80-year-old married felon who has groomed her into believing he’s her savior.

Goonemeritus's avatar

To be fair my wife thinks that being allowed to make my own decisions about lunch would be a disaster.

kbblaldwin's avatar

I'm just gong to guess she has grounds for doing that.

RRJKR's avatar

It's a tough one for me too. Mayo or mustard on that bologna sandwich?

DemoCat's avatar

Because we can’t have bratwurst and beer with a bucket of wings and fries and a large pizza with a double cheeseburger for every lunch. Or so says my know-it-all wife who eats tofu and salad.

Goonemeritus's avatar

In the end you both will grow old and die, do you really want to be the one who meets their maker with tofu on their breath?

beb's avatar

I reading about New Jersey Governor Mikie Sherrill signing a bill of woman's abortion rights and trans medical rights today. The bill criminalized people who harass or impede those trying to enter a clinic. Good for her. Religious groups were upset because -- they claim -- the bill will prevent them from praying in front of a clinic. First all they should remember that Jesus said one should their praying at home. Secondly, people are allowed to pray anywhere and at any time, as long as they are not interfering with people. You can pray in school during a test, or on a airplane in the middle of turbulence. You can even pray in front of an abortion clinic as long as you are not blocking the door. These "pro-life" people have weird ideas about pray, apparently.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Paula is clearly a fan ("whoosh!"), but does Heidi even promote the Demon Sperm vaccine, henngh?

Opalescent Riddles's avatar

>>And so when you go to criticize, and you might have one study that was funded that says ‘No, that’s wrong,’ and they bring you 50. And so you’re up, you’re up against this mountain of evidence.”<<

YEAH? SO?

Why the fuck is your one study better than the other 50? The mountain of evidence against you could just be because you are wrong. Bring the goods or shut the fuck up.

If you are correct, then other studies will corroborate yours and build on it, and THEN you will be cited as a pioneering force. Whining about it won't make that happen any faster. That's just how this works. Grow up.

Anaid's avatar

Yes!! Goddammit, so sick of these assholes trying to make it look like something nefarious is going on. This is how science works!

eo's avatar

I know that I shouldn't comment upon her appearance, but .... is she TRYING to look like Miss Piggy?

Ill-Advised's avatar

Mean- looking face has "permanent bad mood" all over it. Miss Piggy has a nice face!

Rylie's avatar

Excuse me.

You really think that all the scientists working on this stuff are neurotypical?

Autism causes vaccines.

You're welcome.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Rump will hardly pay attention to her. She won't "measure" up, lol, and within a year a skinny blonde --with pouty lips-- will appear in her place.

John Santos's avatar

The only reason we need vaccine mandates is to counteract murderous sociopaths spreading lies about vaccines as part of their pro-death agenda. If the CDC was not corrupt and kowtowing to the murder lobby, so doctors could continue to get accurate information, and if people could trust the health care industry to prioritize their own and their children's health, there wouldn't need to be mandates. People would see their doctor and would bring their children to their pediatrician on the recommended schedule and the doctors would provide them with vaccines as per the CDC recommendations (with non-allergenic alternatives for people with allergies and contraindications like immune system and other medical issues that preclude or limit some vaccinations), and much more than 99% of school children would be vaccinated against all the vaccine-preventable illnesses, and herd immunity would be achieved.

However, the psychopaths have too much political influence, too many people listen to them, and too many others have inadequate access to health care. The result is outbreaks, epidemics, horrible illness and preventable deaths. I hope the murders (I mean you, Trump, RFK Jr, Overton and their minions) are proud of themselves, or at least have the decency to die promptly of preventable diseases.

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Look at that picture at the top of this article. That right there is the epitome, the ultimate Karen. She looks like she has an I.q.

well below room temperature. A classic krank.

"Only the best people"....

lmurr's avatar

She looks exactly like what she is.

FuzzyLogician's avatar

She is definitely a real woman, since she is a real c*nt.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Bill Cassidy said Overton’s role in the vaccine policy change is “almost disqualifying.”

Almost.

So he’ll vote to confirm her and then act surprised next year when the FDA outlaws the MMR vaccine.

Hank Napkin's avatar

All it takes is one full jar of Dippity-Do-Rock-Solid-A-Day!

el duderino's avatar

Why do they all look like that

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

Damn! Wish I had snagged that handle. Cuz I'm not into the whole "brevity" thing.

Bob's avatar

Is there something like, if you're not a very good medical resident become a surgeon? Or is it that the Christian right has succeeded in their mission to have their believers to become doctors, lawyers, and politicians so that they can direct policy?

"M"'s avatar

ooookay

"This is about Shiga toxin producing E.coli in sprouts. Shiga toxins are bad news and in worst case can lead to kidney failure. Also ood safety experts will tell you that sprouts are among the riskiest foods for bacterial contamination. So be smart. These days it's consumer beware daily."

https://bsky.app/profile/deborahb.bsky.social/post/3mtmh5eln522c

Pere Ubu's avatar

Whee, I'm so happy America is being made great again by not only paying more for everything at the grocery, but having to play fucking Russian Roulette every time we eat something.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

First, call your senators. At least we'll sleep at night knowing we tried to stop this catastrophe. Second, vote like hell in November and beyond. Third, I think I could live twenty lifetimes in order to act out my rage at the anti-woman crowd about the teeny tiny fraction of women who require terminations after 24 weeks. It is not as you said, as though women open their eyes in their second trimester and say, oops, my bad, guess I'm pregnant and not sure I want to be, anymore. It's a calculus of insults: the implication that we don't know our own bodies; the implication that we take pregnancy lightly (whether desired, planned, unplanned, unwanted, etc); that we're somehow casual about our choice to create a new human being or not; it is a projection of their lack of souls, of intelligence, of every human emotion and of basic understanding of biology and physiology, onto the women they would prefer to see under male, Christian control.

Someone dear to me had to make the heart-rending but correct decision to terminate at 30 weeks due to a fetal condition that would have resulted in stillbirth or immediate neonatal death of the child had she carried to term, and that put her life in almost certain jeopardy, as well. The diagnosis was made after a rocky first trimester and unusual health problems for her; a series of tests and an amnio confirmed it, but it took time, and everyone on her medical team worked to give her all of the information she needed to make the decision that was right for her. Thankfully she was living in Chicago and was affiliated with one of our best hospitals. Their medical expertise in conjunction with sane laws allowed her to terminate and later to go on and have that deeply wanted second child with her partner a few years later I wonder if she would be alive if she had lived in a different state or had a different skin color, or had no money (that wondering is absolutely rhetorical, BTW).

Schrodinger's Republicans would struggle with this one because she protected herself and went on to reproduce again, but simultaneously they'd probably have expected her to bring a dead child to term and risk her life in the process because Jesus. Who the fuck knows with these people.

Anyway, my friend represents the type of abortion that Blue states are protecting and that federal law must protect, and we had better codify it when we have majorities. Unless of course we think, as conservatives do, that 52% of the population can't be trusted to make the right decisions about their bodies.

Gods I fucking hate the patriarchy.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

"It is not as you said, as though women open their eyes in their second trimester and say, oops, my bad, guess I'm pregnant and not sure I want to be, anymore."

Okay, two suggestions to make this a sentence I would not have to read twice: A comma after "not", to make "as you said" into a proper clause; and not one after "be" because that is not a natural pause. Just sayin'.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

Really? I mean, I frequently correct people's grammar and punctuation internally, but when the message is clear, and when it's obvious that the person was writing in earnest, and about something important to them, I generally choose not to be a pedantic ass by jumping online to "correct" them.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Clarity matters. If you want to be clear, punctuate properly. It's one of the immediate ways to distinguish a magat from a new person or one we don't know.

Beware autocorrect!

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

I read Wonkette every day, and I participate in good faith with a community that I treasure, on the whole. It has always felt like the antithesis of social media, a place wherein we can have lively discussions on substance, as well as gloriously irreverent dialogue about current affairs, our lives, and everything in between.

When I do comment I pride myself on sound composition, use of punctuation and grammar, and I'm also mindful of the topic at hand, and whether or not I'm contributing in a way that might mean something to other readers.

I expect and welcome someone taking me to task on a position that might be indefensible; what I find deeply offensive is what's going on here. Many, many people read and understood my deeply personal comment-misplaced comma and all- and if they spotted the seemingly unforgivable error, they had the grace to keep it to themselves.

In no way am I making an excuse (and honestly, this conversation borders on absurd) we're in the middle of packing for a cross-country move, and we're exhausted. I still took the time to contribute to the conversation, only to be met by comments from pedants who really need better hobbies.

If this is what members of this community can expect, what on earth would keep any of us here? I see misplaced comnas in Wonkette pieces frequently and I don't jump on and scold the authors. Do you? Wag your finger again and I'll just suggest that you walk to the end of the road, fuck off, turn the corner, and continue to fuck all the way off, into the fucking sea. I hope I wasn't ambiguous.

Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I fucking hate every Democratic administration that did not codify Roe, and so, so much more.