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Sheryl Crow should sing "The First Cut is the Deepest." Debates can brutal.

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Show off. :)

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Rick Perry lib... errr, fact.

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Absinthe? Check. Gun lube? Check. Moist towelettes? Check!

What? It's not for another hour?! I better get more lube. And some cedar cheese. And those cakes we like.

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So.. I wonder how Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier would moderate this debate?

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I got scrambled over the years on what a debate is supposed to be and not an episode of Maury Povich.

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that'll be Boulder CO on the 28th....

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You forgot the clitoral stimulation :-(

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If only. What, you think he has the showmanship of Trump?

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6:55 pm Central. Cubs win 6-4. Start your debate whenever you want.

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"olds who still fondly recall free-sexing in the mud at Woodstock"

Seems like it's been downhill ever since.

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"Seems..."????.....

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"Mrs Clinton, why do you hate America?"

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The Mount Gay is on the table...

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None of this makes any sense...I don't think that's how any of this is done...

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