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shastakoala's avatar

Sheryl Crow should sing "The First Cut is the Deepest." Debates can brutal.

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shastakoala's avatar

Show off. :)

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Rick Perry lib... errr, fact.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Absinthe? Check. Gun lube? Check. Moist towelettes? Check!

What? It's not for another hour?! I better get more lube. And some cedar cheese. And those cakes we like.

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Cismontane's avatar

So.. I wonder how Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier would moderate this debate?

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Chick_Tract_Fil_A's avatar

I got scrambled over the years on what a debate is supposed to be and not an episode of Maury Povich.

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Cismontane's avatar

that'll be Boulder CO on the 28th....

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TutuWuwu's avatar

You forgot the clitoral stimulation :-(

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Rick Hill's avatar

If only. What, you think he has the showmanship of Trump?

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Content unavailable's avatar

6:55 pm Central. Cubs win 6-4. Start your debate whenever you want.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"olds who still fondly recall free-sexing in the mud at Woodstock"

Seems like it's been downhill ever since.

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

"Seems..."????.....

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Mrs Clinton, why do you hate America?"

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

The Mount Gay is on the table...

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It's Just Toomush's avatar

None of this makes any sense...I don't think that's how any of this is done...

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