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shastakoala's avatar

Sheryl Crow should sing "The First Cut is the Deepest." Debates can brutal.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Rick Perry lib... errr, fact.

Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Absinthe? Check. Gun lube? Check. Moist towelettes? Check!

What? It's not for another hour?! I better get more lube. And some cedar cheese. And those cakes we like.

Cismontane's avatar

So.. I wonder how Megyn Kelly and Bret Baier would moderate this debate?

Chick_Tract_Fil_A's avatar

I got scrambled over the years on what a debate is supposed to be and not an episode of Maury Povich.

Cismontane's avatar

that'll be Boulder CO on the 28th....

TutuWuwu's avatar

You forgot the clitoral stimulation :-(

Rick Hill's avatar

If only. What, you think he has the showmanship of Trump?

Content unavailable's avatar

6:55 pm Central. Cubs win 6-4. Start your debate whenever you want.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"olds who still fondly recall free-sexing in the mud at Woodstock"

Seems like it's been downhill ever since.

It's Just Toomush's avatar

The Mount Gay is on the table...

It's Just Toomush's avatar

None of this makes any sense...I don't think that's how any of this is done...