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phoenix00's avatar

Ironman? Harley Quinn?

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

He of the confederate flag on his desk? I didn't know Iowa was part of the CSA.( Kid Rock embraces it too and he's from Michigan.)

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Umm, I thought Teddy was a catholic, from way back.

fuflans's avatar

Me too and i haven't had one since about 2001. I keep saying my next one will be orange, then i go to PAWS and fall in love with the little black fur balls. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

anon_the_great's avatar

When Twitler spoke of the 'calm before the storm' he was thinking about his next boom boom.

dshwa's avatar

I'm working, but from a beach chair by the ocean. There's worse fates.

Historicat's avatar

His own personal kompromat?

Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Summer in October is the new normal

HazooToo's avatar

I'm not gonna play, unless I get to use my rusty garden weasel for all of the options.

BrianW's avatar

This game is really kind of boring. The only passable answer is "kill" with [insert whatever adjective is need to avoid the banhammer] for all of them.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Can you imagine what your order would look like if Trump was the manager of a McDonald's you were stupid enough to walk into?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

And it certainly ain't no disco.

Red's avatar

Great writing! I'm a fan.