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Ironman? Harley Quinn?

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He of the confederate flag on his desk? I didn't know Iowa was part of the CSA.( Kid Rock embraces it too and he's from Michigan.)

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Umm, I thought Teddy was a catholic, from way back.

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Stretch Armstrong?

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Me too and i haven't had one since about 2001. I keep saying my next one will be orange, then i go to PAWS and fall in love with the little black fur balls. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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When Twitler spoke of the 'calm before the storm' he was thinking about his next boom boom.

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Captain Planet?

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I'm working, but from a beach chair by the ocean. There's worse fates.

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His own personal kompromat?

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Summer in October is the new normal

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I'm not gonna play, unless I get to use my rusty garden weasel for all of the options.

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This game is really kind of boring. The only passable answer is "kill" with [insert whatever adjective is need to avoid the banhammer] for all of them.

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Can you imagine what your order would look like if Trump was the manager of a McDonald's you were stupid enough to walk into?

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h/t to MAD Magazine. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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And it certainly ain't no disco.

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Great writing! I'm a fan.

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