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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

With a wonderful demonstration of the trickle-down economic theory.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hologram Dolly Madison, maker of snack cakes we like, would probably woo the hovverround crowd better.

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diogenez's avatar

Mummy Ayn Rand renounces her atheist views. Crowd goes WILD. Paul Ryan wets pants....

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Irie!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

$10,000 says its George Bush (43). There will be a video introduction by his Father (41).

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bobbert's avatar

Who? You mean the former owner of the Texas Rangers?

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bobbert's avatar

ISWYDT.

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bobbert's avatar

This is Florida, right? Where they shut down the only TB hospital just in time for the nascent pandemic?

"T.B. Announced" is past tense -- they have bad news for the delegates.

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PubOption's avatar

Not 'Fifty Shades of Grey', or is that banned because of the British spelling?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Why should I care when I'm betting someone else's money?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Romney: "I'll take a lot of credit for Bin Laden's death"

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PubOption's avatar

Cutting brush in his backyard in Dallas.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You know the exchange rate between dollars and Mitt-dollars is like 100,000:1 right?

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SullivanSt's avatar

How tired did everyone else around here get of the bobbleheads on TV talking as if the actual Queen was actually dangling from a parachute all through the games?

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Fartknocker's avatar

Will the Wonkette live blog this bitchin event?

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PubOption's avatar

T. B. Announced. Well, the republican party is the party of conspicuous consumption.

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