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With a wonderful demonstration of the trickle-down economic theory.

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Hologram Dolly Madison, maker of snack cakes we like, would probably woo the hovverround crowd better.

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Mummy Ayn Rand renounces her atheist views. Crowd goes WILD. Paul Ryan wets pants....

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Irie!

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$10,000 says its George Bush (43). There will be a video introduction by his Father (41).

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Who? You mean the former owner of the Texas Rangers?

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ISWYDT.

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This is Florida, right? Where they shut down the only TB hospital just in time for the nascent pandemic?

"T.B. Announced" is past tense -- they have bad news for the delegates.

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Not 'Fifty Shades of Grey', or is that banned because of the British spelling?

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Why should I care when I'm betting someone else's money?

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Romney: "I'll take a lot of credit for Bin Laden's death"

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Cutting brush in his backyard in Dallas.

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You know the exchange rate between dollars and Mitt-dollars is like 100,000:1 right?

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How tired did everyone else around here get of the bobbleheads on TV talking as if the actual Queen was actually dangling from a parachute all through the games?

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Will the Wonkette live blog this bitchin event?

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T. B. Announced. Well, the republican party is the party of conspicuous consumption.

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