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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

With a wonderful demonstration of the trickle-down economic theory.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Hologram Dolly Madison, maker of snack cakes we like, would probably woo the hovverround crowd better.

diogenez's avatar

Mummy Ayn Rand renounces her atheist views. Crowd goes WILD. Paul Ryan wets pants....

TundraGrifter's avatar

$10,000 says its George Bush (43). There will be a video introduction by his Father (41).

bobbert's avatar

Who? You mean the former owner of the Texas Rangers?

bobbert's avatar

This is Florida, right? Where they shut down the only TB hospital just in time for the nascent pandemic?

"T.B. Announced" is past tense -- they have bad news for the delegates.

PubOption's avatar

Not 'Fifty Shades of Grey', or is that banned because of the British spelling?

SullivanSt's avatar

Why should I care when I'm betting someone else's money?

SullivanSt's avatar

Romney: "I'll take a lot of credit for Bin Laden's death"

PubOption's avatar

Cutting brush in his backyard in Dallas.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

You know the exchange rate between dollars and Mitt-dollars is like 100,000:1 right?

SullivanSt's avatar

How tired did everyone else around here get of the bobbleheads on TV talking as if the actual Queen was actually dangling from a parachute all through the games?

Fartknocker's avatar

Will the Wonkette live blog this bitchin event?

PubOption's avatar

T. B. Announced. Well, the republican party is the party of conspicuous consumption.