Here is a video of Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Needs New Material) trying to charm the International Association of Fire Fighters in Dallas this week, with some jokes! Apparently, conservatives eat up this crap and cheer and thump their chests and say "Oooh, Cruz for president!" A firefighters' union, though? Not so much:
The only success normal people have had in "elevating the political discourse" is to avoid inviting baggers. There's not much discourse to be had with a trained parrot.
Problem is when you're white, male and super-rich, where do you go to find someone you can punch up at? I mean, when you're white, male and super-rich and will only stay super-rich by not upsetting Christians, obviously.
But it might work. After all, Scott Walker defeated ISIS by cutting off their pension benefits.
Now THAT'S funny!
The only success normal people have had in "elevating the political discourse" is to avoid inviting baggers. There's not much discourse to be had with a trained parrot.
Tea Party induced comas. They used to piss me off, now they just make me drowsy.
Funny thing - he also turned up in Green Acres as a whimsical, heartwarming grifter.
What border control really needs is accountants, tax lawyers and administrative staff.
Problem is when you're white, male and super-rich, where do you go to find someone you can punch up at? I mean, when you're white, male and super-rich and will only stay super-rich by not upsetting Christians, obviously.
Canada?
I wouldn't want to be the person who booked him for the event.
I'm usually opposed to term limits but coupling it with a random number generator just makes sense.
Wait till Scott Walker tries out his union-bashing bullshit with this crowd. He might be lucky to escape with a fire ax stuck in his ass.
Funny how?
Give it up for Ted, ladies and gentlemen...no, really, give it up.
Its projection. Republicans are afraid of getting caught cheating on their taxes ergo everyone must be.(see Romney, Mittens).
"teabag bubble" ew!?
Take my presidential ambitions, please.
Whew...must now go change the battery in my irony meter. Daylight Savings is the work of the Devil...my cognitive function is impaired.