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cleos_mom's avatar

But it might work. After all, Scott Walker defeated ISIS by cutting off their pension benefits.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Now THAT'S funny!

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kfreed's avatar

The only success normal people have had in "elevating the political discourse" is to avoid inviting baggers. There's not much discourse to be had with a trained parrot.

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kfreed's avatar

Tea Party induced comas. They used to piss me off, now they just make me drowsy.

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Akira Bear's avatar

Funny thing - he also turned up in Green Acres as a whimsical, heartwarming grifter.

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Haribo Lector's avatar

What border control really needs is accountants, tax lawyers and administrative staff.

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Haribo Lector's avatar

Problem is when you're white, male and super-rich, where do you go to find someone you can punch up at? I mean, when you're white, male and super-rich and will only stay super-rich by not upsetting Christians, obviously.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Canada?

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I wouldn't want to be the person who booked him for the event.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

I'm usually opposed to term limits but coupling it with a random number generator just makes sense.

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Manhattan123's avatar

Wait till Scott Walker tries out his union-bashing bullshit with this crowd. He might be lucky to escape with a fire ax stuck in his ass.

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Keith Rodgers's avatar

Funny how?

Give it up for Ted, ladies and gentlemen...no, really, give it up.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Its projection. Republicans are afraid of getting caught cheating on their taxes ergo everyone must be.(see Romney, Mittens).

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Logic of Color's avatar

"teabag bubble" ew!?

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VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

Take my presidential ambitions, please.

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RogationDays's avatar

Whew...must now go change the battery in my irony meter. Daylight Savings is the work of the Devil...my cognitive function is impaired.

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