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Jonny On Maui's avatar

Happy Belated Birthday! May you be '29 and holding' for as long as you can pull it off!

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Oh yeah.

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

Pricks Sum Us?

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Mark in the IE's avatar

Big brown beaver?

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Mark in the IE's avatar

I think this is above the bug line: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Another SovCit fool adds lawyer to his list of who he is. This one is an especially precious gem.

Oregon standoff defendant Jason Patrick allowed to represent himself"Patrick becomes the third co-defendant in the conspiracy case to represent himself. A request from a fourth defendant, Duane Ehmer, is pending."http://www.oregonlive.com/o...

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

Let's see Disney try to sanitize thishttps://youtu.be/A0LYNaN_6Ac

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

Jason Patrick has a fool for a client.

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Saw this, glad I scrolled down. I just can't friggin believe that.No, I can believe it. It is just gross.

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witsended's avatar

It's raining cows hallelujah.

Holy Cow! Runaway Bovine Drops From Sky, Damages House.BERLIN — They say pigs could fly — but this cow really did.

A bovine stunned villagers when it plummeted from the sky and damaged a house.Residents of Waldfischbach-Burgalben in southwestern Germany heard a loud bang before the animal made its surprise appearance.

"A couple found the cow laying on her back in the garden," local police spokesman Michael Koehler told NBC News.He added that after "a short spell of dizziness," the bovine was able to get back up and suffered only minor injuries.According to local police, the cow plunged off a 10-feet high cliff and damaged the house's roof gutter on Saturday.

A police investigation determined that the animal was a runaway from a herd located more than 4 miles away in Hermersberg. It had vanished about two days earlier.

http://www.nbcnews.com/news...

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witsended's avatar

My daughter was in the waiting area of the local Walk in Centre waiting for a blood test, when a nurse called for Ronald Pickering and the whole place burst into broad smiles and laughter.Pity was it was an old guy not the real Ronald fcuking Pickering. British superstar.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Rank Member's avatar

Trump/Ronnie Pickering 2016!

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

This is H I L A R I O U S!! I had never seen this story but the part about the wife makes it even better. I wonder what her name is? She's the hero, putting up with this d00d.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...

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H0mer0's avatar

there are times I'm glad I wuz kinda sheltered growing up cuz stories like theirs' (S&N's) still shake me up, even though I'm on antidepressants. They were still just "kids."

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Someone started limericks in the comments:

cascadian 14 minutes ago

There once was a Bundy named Ammonwho thought he could get by with scammin'"I came for the Lord,but now I'm just bored,and I hate when the jail doors start slammin'."

There once was a Bundy named Ryanwho usually got by with lyin'He thought he was slick,but stepped on his dick,now he spends all his time cryin'.

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Jay Vaughn's avatar

Hamilton is tight. But Wicked taught me gay dudes don't always have good taste.

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