the best Oh hello, Wonkers, it is time for our Weekly Dance Party, where we shuffle our own personal iTunes machine and post the first ten songs that come up, and we all dance and exchange merriment in the comments, in the form of other songs we are listening to!
Another SovCit fool adds lawyer to his list of who he is. This one is an especially precious gem.
Oregon standoff defendant Jason Patrick allowed to represent himself"Patrick becomes the third co-defendant in the conspiracy case to represent himself. A request from a fourth defendant, Duane Ehmer, is pending."http://www.oregonlive.com/o...
Holy Cow! Runaway Bovine Drops From Sky, Damages House.BERLIN — They say pigs could fly — but this cow really did.
A bovine stunned villagers when it plummeted from the sky and damaged a house.Residents of Waldfischbach-Burgalben in southwestern Germany heard a loud bang before the animal made its surprise appearance.
"A couple found the cow laying on her back in the garden," local police spokesman Michael Koehler told NBC News.He added that after "a short spell of dizziness," the bovine was able to get back up and suffered only minor injuries.According to local police, the cow plunged off a 10-feet high cliff and damaged the house's roof gutter on Saturday.
A police investigation determined that the animal was a runaway from a herd located more than 4 miles away in Hermersberg. It had vanished about two days earlier.
My daughter was in the waiting area of the local Walk in Centre waiting for a blood test, when a nurse called for Ronald Pickering and the whole place burst into broad smiles and laughter.Pity was it was an old guy not the real Ronald fcuking Pickering. British superstar.
This is H I L A R I O U S!! I had never seen this story but the part about the wife makes it even better. I wonder what her name is? She's the hero, putting up with this d00d.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...
there are times I'm glad I wuz kinda sheltered growing up cuz stories like theirs' (S&N's) still shake me up, even though I'm on antidepressants. They were still just "kids."
There once was a Bundy named Ammonwho thought he could get by with scammin'"I came for the Lord,but now I'm just bored,and I hate when the jail doors start slammin'."
There once was a Bundy named Ryanwho usually got by with lyin'He thought he was slick,but stepped on his dick,now he spends all his time cryin'.
Happy Belated Birthday! May you be '29 and holding' for as long as you can pull it off!
Oh yeah.
Pricks Sum Us?
Big brown beaver?
I think this is above the bug line: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
Another SovCit fool adds lawyer to his list of who he is. This one is an especially precious gem.
Oregon standoff defendant Jason Patrick allowed to represent himself"Patrick becomes the third co-defendant in the conspiracy case to represent himself. A request from a fourth defendant, Duane Ehmer, is pending."http://www.oregonlive.com/o...
Let's see Disney try to sanitize thishttps://youtu.be/A0LYNaN_6Ac
Jason Patrick has a fool for a client.
Saw this, glad I scrolled down. I just can't friggin believe that.No, I can believe it. It is just gross.
It's raining cows hallelujah.
Holy Cow! Runaway Bovine Drops From Sky, Damages House.BERLIN — They say pigs could fly — but this cow really did.
A bovine stunned villagers when it plummeted from the sky and damaged a house.Residents of Waldfischbach-Burgalben in southwestern Germany heard a loud bang before the animal made its surprise appearance.
"A couple found the cow laying on her back in the garden," local police spokesman Michael Koehler told NBC News.He added that after "a short spell of dizziness," the bovine was able to get back up and suffered only minor injuries.According to local police, the cow plunged off a 10-feet high cliff and damaged the house's roof gutter on Saturday.
A police investigation determined that the animal was a runaway from a herd located more than 4 miles away in Hermersberg. It had vanished about two days earlier.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news...
My daughter was in the waiting area of the local Walk in Centre waiting for a blood test, when a nurse called for Ronald Pickering and the whole place burst into broad smiles and laughter.Pity was it was an old guy not the real Ronald fcuking Pickering. British superstar.
https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Trump/Ronnie Pickering 2016!
This is H I L A R I O U S!! I had never seen this story but the part about the wife makes it even better. I wonder what her name is? She's the hero, putting up with this d00d.http://www.telegraph.co.uk/...
there are times I'm glad I wuz kinda sheltered growing up cuz stories like theirs' (S&N's) still shake me up, even though I'm on antidepressants. They were still just "kids."
Someone started limericks in the comments:
cascadian 14 minutes ago
There once was a Bundy named Ammonwho thought he could get by with scammin'"I came for the Lord,but now I'm just bored,and I hate when the jail doors start slammin'."
There once was a Bundy named Ryanwho usually got by with lyin'He thought he was slick,but stepped on his dick,now he spends all his time cryin'.
Hamilton is tight. But Wicked taught me gay dudes don't always have good taste.