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gedjcj's avatar

I've read the bible. Nothing was gonna fix that clusterfuck.

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

She's always been a horrible person (and a big slut), I'm not surprised that she cheated on him. He deserves every bad thing in the universe though.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Rupert earns some good karma for the Simpsons.

Actually, he earned zillions of dollars from the Simpsons. Forget the karma, mate.

wantondistraction's avatar

Rupert Murdoch hasn't been an Australian since the 1980s. He's all yours, Wonkettes, unless you're anti-immigrant or something.

sillyclucker's avatar

Neither heaven nor hell wants Rupert and Dick.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I find he brings to mind a prize winning Cuivre Reserve ChΓ’teau Bottled Nuit Sans Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

Steve Anderson's avatar

Giving Steve Douchey's talentless kid a chance to play 'reporter'

That remark infers Doocy senior has talent!

bobbert's avatar

Geez, false advertising. I saw the headline and thought he was dead. I haz serious disappoint.

bobbert's avatar

Actually, not. Writing "talentless Steve Douchey" would be redundant, so one omits the adjective.

LegionOfDo's avatar

So it's just "talentless Steve" then.

Land Shark πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

The son is an idiot. He also is not as discreet as Dad, so I expect to see his doucheyness splashed all over the competing news outlet.

Oh wait .... there aren't any competing news outlets.