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I've read the bible. Nothing was gonna fix that clusterfuck.

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She's always been a horrible person (and a big slut), I'm not surprised that she cheated on him. He deserves every bad thing in the universe though.

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Ahh, the rare North American unicorn;-)

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Rupert earns some good karma for the Simpsons.

Actually, he earned zillions of dollars from the Simpsons. Forget the karma, mate.

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Rupert Murdoch hasn't been an Australian since the 1980s. He's all yours, Wonkettes, unless you're anti-immigrant or something.

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Neither heaven nor hell wants Rupert and Dick.

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I find he brings to mind a prize winning Cuivre Reserve ChΓ’teau Bottled Nuit Sans Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

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hallelujah! Rejoice!

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Giving Steve Douchey's talentless kid a chance to play 'reporter'

That remark infers Doocy senior has talent!

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Geez, false advertising. I saw the headline and thought he was dead. I haz serious disappoint.

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Actually, not. Writing "talentless Steve Douchey" would be redundant, so one omits the adjective.

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So it's just "talentless Steve" then.

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The son is an idiot. He also is not as discreet as Dad, so I expect to see his doucheyness splashed all over the competing news outlet.

Oh wait .... there aren't any competing news outlets.

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