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AND it's making them crazy.

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I think that's when it was. Yeah bush and lots of people did an amazingly quick job of squandering goodwill.

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Don't apologize, vote.

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And you know what, you assholes? If you're religious fundamentalist fanatics threatening to destroy America because of your religious fanaticism, you've got far more in common with the terrorists than with the civilian heroes in your little fantasy scenario.

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It /was/ Noah.

I also didn't have Sunday School, it was Tuesdays. Also shows how long ago that was.

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WHERE IS LORI? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH LORI?

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It's the religious thought. They never think anything through and go with the first thing that pops into their heads that sounds good. Sloppy thinking, basically.

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And of an unusual size.

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Oh, they don't mind us walking around. It's the free part. If we just followed their rules, they wouldn't have any problems with sharing the country with us.

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Now, THERE'S a metaphor for the Trump campaign.

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Constance Bennett for Topper.

Jean Arthur for Mr. Deeds.

Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet.

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One silver lining to the upsurge in the death rate among white males from stress and addiction is that they're all Trump supporters.

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I had a boss who basically lived on bad fast food, which had the requisite affect on his bowel movements, which he always seemed to engage in primarily at work. It came time for him to move on, and, on his last day in the office, a guy came out of the restroom with a big grin.

"I just took my last shit next to Barney," he said.

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I dunno. I'm pretty old school. I still like smoking. I find it more satisfying.

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And the prize is a firm handshake from Gary. I'd wash my hands afterward.

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Gay. As in, Gary Bauer is a self-loathing closet case.

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