Oh man, if there's one thing that can only mean good things, it's when a longtime Congressman who was already going to quit at the end of the term -- which is, like, only five months away -- decides, 'Enh, you know what, I don't have another five months to waste on this bullshit,' and just up and quits right away! Could there be some brewing scandal beneath his claims that "increasing parenting challenges" require his full attention? Are there
Absolutely, freedom (as opposed to being locked up).
Or vandalizing school buses.
It's pretty up here in the hills?
Yeah, that's all I got.
Ha ha, he's already taken a job as managing director at a DC law firm.
Sure fixed those parenting issues in a hurry.
I miss the Summer of 2001 because I was still married, still employed, and could still make a jump shot. Ah well.
"facing increasing parenting challenges"
Sounds like incest, but I could be wrong.