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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Breathing? Woops I didn't post that. Damn autocorrect.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

She can't quit being a grandma.

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Blue's avatar

I'm sure he knows he has a mama.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Does that come in a Large?

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

It's Bristle!

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bobbert's avatar

I think he would better be described as a Sad Pander.

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kaydenpat's avatar

LOL.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

If you're in a hurry, skip the limes.

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kaydenpat's avatar

Don't understand at all why he's running for President. Just wasting his time.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

Oh, goody! That'll get me through hump-day.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, he's the one who suggested they share Tommie's gloves when John forgot his. He's wearing the same "human rights" badge they are.

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bobbert's avatar

You can leave your hat on.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I have a hunch that "the brothers" don't consider him a brother.

Good luck scooping up all those redneck Democrats, Jim. They're all in pig heaven across the aisle.

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malsperanza's avatar

The memory of Avery fucking Brundage gives some context to Sepp fucking Blatter.

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toomanyrappers's avatar

The good news is she quit being important to others. It's about time. :)

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idiotboy's avatar

Evan, you need to let go of the Palin thingy, they are sucking the life out of you. If you really want to be miserable turn on CSPAN right now ( We live in Ca) quite the montage of homo problems in the world I did not know about.Thinking that getting out of bed tomorrow is pointless gay zombies are waiting to ..... It is really scary outside of our front door, I did not know!But the gay Giants won again. A sportsball team in Wonkspeak.

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