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Breathing? Woops I didn't post that. Damn autocorrect.

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She can't quit being a grandma.

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I'm sure he knows he has a mama.

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Does that come in a Large?

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It's Bristle!

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I think he would better be described as a Sad Pander.

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LOL.

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If you're in a hurry, skip the limes.

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Don't understand at all why he's running for President. Just wasting his time.

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Oh, goody! That'll get me through hump-day.

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Actually, he's the one who suggested they share Tommie's gloves when John forgot his. He's wearing the same "human rights" badge they are.

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You can leave your hat on.

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I have a hunch that "the brothers" don't consider him a brother.

Good luck scooping up all those redneck Democrats, Jim. They're all in pig heaven across the aisle.

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The memory of Avery fucking Brundage gives some context to Sepp fucking Blatter.

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The good news is she quit being important to others. It's about time. :)

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Evan, you need to let go of the Palin thingy, they are sucking the life out of you. If you really want to be miserable turn on CSPAN right now ( We live in Ca) quite the montage of homo problems in the world I did not know about.Thinking that getting out of bed tomorrow is pointless gay zombies are waiting to ..... It is really scary outside of our front door, I did not know!But the gay Giants won again. A sportsball team in Wonkspeak.

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