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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

Most of the big time criminal lawyers I knew (Roy Black, other Miami guys I can't name ) got paid in advance ..

gingerwentworth1's avatar

He's buried among his jars.

gingerwentworth1's avatar

Is this the gun lobby speaking?

gingerwentworth1's avatar

I bet he was mad and said you should have told him you wouldn't do that and he wouldn't have hired you, you loser. Sounds exciting though. I never had any brushes with crime like that.

LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

He did, and I didn't. He also wanted to know if we could bury computer disks in mason jars in the backyard - old school (dude is probably dead now, I'd assume)

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

We were not specifically prohibited from wearing tiaras on patrol with the MP's. Might be covered under "non-regulation headgear", though.

Honestly, I never thought to ask

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

It sounds like a Danish side-dish: "Please pass the futerfas...and the gravy boat, too."

coco lurks from home's avatar

You know - that is a *very good point*!

(rummages through armoire for suitable Monday office tiara)

Dianna Deem's avatar

The status quo benefit a lot of powerful people and they're going to do everything they can to hold onto that power.

Dianna Deem's avatar

Dude's more than just a bookkeeper!

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

My wife admitted she gave wrong driving directions?

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

When a Scotsman and a pig love each other very much......... but the kids have to be raised Catholic

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Also Chinese New Year

“First Footer “ who steps in your home

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

Considering the quality of advice he’s getting, Jughead would be an improvement