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☘️Uncle Mark’s Lucky Charms's avatar

If I recall the details of their divorce, the ex-wife claims that Alex was too mentally unstable to be around their kids. Alex then had to testify that this was a character that he was playing for his show. He then went on his show to disavow that claim, after the wife won custody of the kids

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Oak du lieber!

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

We don't need Nice Polite Republicans to know that. Mercer money to Breitbart – QED.

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james crubb's avatar

How did those freaks get in the press club?_guess cos trump gave him press card.

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james crubb's avatar

I think anybody dumb enough to trust Zboy gets what they deserve.

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george lastrapes's avatar

The guy is -- just-- gro-fucking-tesque. When will he get a cabinet position? Will he be Vankie's 2d hubband?And I wrote somewhere else, so repeating--- Alex puts me in mind of a just-now- toilet-trained toddler of the malevolent type, who thinks it's more fun than aiming for the damn potty, by far, to strategically let fly in church or the grocery store or in rush hour traffic when Mom just can't take any more---and maybe throw some of it around like Mardi Gras beads or something.

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Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I think that Jones may be repressed somehow. Not sexually, he is obviously out and proud with his vexillumsexuality. I made that word up with google translate. I mean like he is hiding something much darker from his own consciousness. An abuse he suffered or a deed he committed and he can’t come to terms with it psychologically and emotionally.

Or maybe he’s that big of a dipshit.

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Scooby's avatar

I’ve never been to Russia, in fact I can’t even find it on a map!

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Nice try, man, but I really don't think you grok what performance art is all about.- Andy Kaufmann, still playing dead

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'll take door number two.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

And that statement is, 'I got dressed in the dark.'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

He likes to grab them by the fly.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Can I be Tom Servo?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Why do you hate the commentariat?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'Vous,' s'il te plait.

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