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The PAB: Can't change a diaper. Can't change a tire. Can't change the fact that he's a dumpster fire.

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Pretty soon he's going to be wearing a piercing on his eyebrow and a hoop earring. He's giving IDNGAF Harrison Ford vibes!!! Geezus GAWDS he is getting so much more rad now he doesn't have to be perfect and polite!!!! #OBAMAISTHESWAGGERINCHIEF

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At least a classy diamond stud in his ear, right!?

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Looks as if Sir has enlisted the help of Señor Wences' hand puppet in Sir's search for sexual release. Was it oral? or was it to be a hand job? Didn't seem to matter to Sir. And so, things were going along quite well : lips drawn on and goggle-eyes glued in place, plus the little wig making the hand seem feminine, but not trans! And all fine -- until Sir noticed the puppet was drawn on the Left Hand...

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Boobert, at the Aurora rally:

"Boebert, for her part, was quick to double down on her own racist fearmongering. Last month, she spread more anti-immigrant misinformation about Aurora, claiming that she and other lawmakers had “confirmed” reports that members of Tren de Aguas had committed “human trafficking and sexual abuse of minors” at another apartment building in the area.

However, as Kyle Clark of Next9 News pointed out, claims of sexual abuse of minors were seemingly new and unconnected to any recent arrests in the area. Clark exposed that the report Boebert was referring to had relied on a “third-hand anonymous claim” to make that allegation.

It seems, a month later, Boebert was still pretty upset about the brutal fact-check.

“In Colorado, we don’t need Kyle Clark and 9News to tell us what’s happening in our own backyard,” Boebert said as the crowd booed wildly. “Our backyard is looking like an episode of Narcos!” she shouted, as the crowd fell silent at the lame joke." {The New Republic}

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And I and others have "confirmed" a few things about Boe-Boe...

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Did you ever milk a cow? I had the chance one day, but I was all dressed up for Sunday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQRFBIKax3w

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Everybody everywhere

Do you really care?

(Does not apply to Melania, apparently)

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Never milked a cow, but I have mucked a stable, baled hay and helped shoe a horse. And I am now as citified a person as any one. Farming is hard work.

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‘When did that become okay?’ is such a powerful call to try to be decent people to each other. Resonates with exhausted people of almost all levels of interest in politics, I'd bet.

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I will admit to not having changed a tire since I got AAA thirty years ago. I have bad shoulders and knees and I'm not sure I'd be able to do it anymore. I do know that it's lefty-loosie and you remove the nuts in a star pattern.

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Oh man, Barry is Pissed Off. I like pissed off Barry.

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I love him so much.

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I would bet real money that TFG never even HELD a baby, let alone changed its diaper, unless it was for a photo shoot, and then I'm sure he hated doing it. I also would bet real money that he wasn't in the delivery room for any of his children's births, and if I'm wrong I want photographic proof that I'm wrong.

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Come to think of it, has the rapist ever done any of the following?

Why does Joe MAGA think he is one of them?

Fished / Camped / Fired a gun / Driven a truck / Washed a dish / Mowed a lawn / Pumped gas / Vacuumed / Painted a wall / Folded laundry / Shoveled snow / Cleaned a fish / Baked or grilled anything / Gardened / Sewed on a button / Attended a child's school-based event

Any other suggestions?

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/Read a book/

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Trained a dog / Turned a wrench / Fixed a leak / Cleaned a gutter / Split firewood / Crocheted a cute amigurumi

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Tuned a piano / Baled Hay / Mucked a stall / Stopped at a traffic accident to lend assistance / .... worked an honest fucking day in his life

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How many people have ever tuned a piano?

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Well, I can't tune a piano, but I can tuna fish. <sorry>

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ACK!!! ACK!!! ACK!!! /billthecat

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That was exactly the joke I was going for. Ah, Reo Speedwagon, you scamps.

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I think about that appalling "family portrait" where they were all so clearly in different places when it was shot (I mean the fake wind in Melon's dress). And the absolutely BLEAK expression on Barron's face. Tragic.

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I really feel sorry for Barron. He has ZERO CHANCE getting a decent life out of his imprisonment. He didn't ask for this!!!

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Barron joked that eating with a silver spoon is for losers, he was fed with a golden spoon! The little shit is all grown up and as much of a disconnected asshole as his dad.

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I know he's just 18 but all indications are that he's buying into the bullshite so yeah, fuck him too.

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Delivery room? Hell, I'd bet even money he wasn't anywhere in the hospital. Give me slight odds, and I'd bet he wasn't even in the same town.

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HuffPost (from Trump's Aurora speech): "Trump compared internal dissent to the threat posed by “outside enemies” and concluded “it’s the enemy from within” that poses the greater threat.

“We have the outside enemies — you can say Russia, you can say China, you can say Kim Jong Un,” he said. “But that’s no problem.”

“It’s the enemy from within. All the scum that we have to deal with that hate our country — that’s a bigger enemy than China and Russia.”"

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We don't hate our country; never have. We find you and all your MAGAts despicable, loathsome, and disgusting.

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China? The country that's making his Bibles? Is an enemy?

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I mean, the FBI reports and the military readiness evals have for years been saying that right wing domestic terror is a much bigger problem than foreign agents

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A problem the Dems did nothing about. If Slick Willie had dealt with the militia kooks and neo-Nazis after Oklahoma City, we wouldn’t be dealing with these fascist thugs now.

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Dealt with them how exactly? It is not a crime to gather a group of incel idiots together and shoot off guns.

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It doesn't sound much like a "well-regulated militia," though, does it?

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True. But redefining 30 or 40 years of jurisprudence around the 2FA is a bit of a heavy lift to tackle a few small groups who, at the time, hadn't really done anything. Except for those weirdos who tried to take over a town ... but even that was non-violent for the most part.

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Plus, he didn't know that he had the power to commit the "official act" of offing Rehnquist, Thomas and Scalia.

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All day I've been thinking it was Aurora IL, which is IL's 2nd or 3rd largest city and is majority HIspanic and I was just wtaf why would he think this ok to say in this particular town and how are they not riding him out on a rail. But, it was CO, so marginally more understandble (sorry Aurora CO apparently ok to be racist there)

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Aurora is a huge sub/exurb with a lot of issues on race its Republican Mayor really doesn't want to remind people of like how EMTs and cops basically conspired to kill a Black man named Elijah McClain for the horrible crime of being a little strange (wearing headphones and potentially having some tics related to an intellectual or developmental disability) when a call came in about a man wearing a ski mask of all things.

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Projection, confession..

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If he's referring to himself he's 100% correct.

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Then he is Enemy #1.

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Trump economic policy? What’s that? Mass deportation, and China will pay for it? This morning I heard his “make X tax free” goody bag’s price tag is at $15 trillion over a decade. Double all of Kamala’s sochalizms. Has Fox asked how he’s going to paaaaay for it?

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You don't have to pay for tax cuts, have you not being paying attention?

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Unless it’s the Democrats proposing expanding the child tax credit. 60 Minutes told me so.

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Well that goes without saying.

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Ta, Dok. I am also of the opinion that Obama's needling of that fat ugly rapist-fraudster-con man at the dinner was why he wanted to run in the first place. Please, let smart and sensible prevail! Harris-Walz 2024, with the trifecta, and let the overwhelming turnout for them give us lots of brand new Democratic members of Congress, as well as expanding our Senate majority (or if that can't happen, keeping it).

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OT: Texas man abandons suit against women he claimed helped ex-wife get abortion [paywall: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/10/11/texas-man-abandons-suit-against-women-he-claimed-helped-ex-wife-get-abortion/]

Silva, who identified himself as the “father of the unborn child,” agreed to drop the case late Thursday after several different state courts refused to compel his ex-wife and the three defendants to provide additional information. One Texas Supreme Court justice called attention to what he described as Silva’s “disgracefully vicious harassment and intimidation of his ex-wife.”

Presumably, Silva never wants to get laid again.

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Ugh, these awful laws. I'm so glad this failed so spectacularly. Unfortunately, fragile shitheads like Marcus Silva are everywhere so it's so important that we elect people that will not help them with awful, draconian laws that can be used to control women.

On a semi-related note, how badass are her friends? It's so important to have a few friends who will have your back in times of trouble!

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This was exactly who this law was for though. Fucking asshole MEN and busy bodies that want to control women.

Thanks for letting us know jackass!

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it is, once again, time for

[beating Hooper, and] yr

smoking lamp

to be

lit! :]

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I took some chocolate edibles about an hour ago, I think they're starting to work!

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Slainte!

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happy the weekend!

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{{{hhhsss}}} {{{cries}}}

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awwww, come on, mate! it the weekend!!!

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Well, I took some Adderall.

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But you have The Crew watching your back. Granted they try and trip you up for amusement, but hey, you pay them in tacos! What do you expect?

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"Trump abortion bans" - Obama says it the way it should be said

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