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... Trumpty Dumpty surprised me on this one... I expected him to say "I prefer presidents who haven't been assassinated okay?, I hate to yell ya'..."

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... Trump! has such a limited vocabulary and so few adjectives to choose from it's like he's using a single page of Word Power ripped from an old Reader's Digest. Children's Edition.

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I imagine she's bitter about the pre-nup that forces her to choose between a gold-plated but empty life as Donny's arm candy, and a poorer but vastly more fulfilling one, full of actual friends and lovers of her choosing.

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... Nome does.

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... well, there's stupid and willfully ignorant, and I think Bristle zoomed past the former and crashed headlong into the latter.

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I blame Obama

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... ayup. A check mark for each choice. Dancing With The Startled.

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... if so, Mama Grizzled is going to goddamn her for not speaking American! ('Merikan?)

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... hey, he's seen you bury them plenty of times, he's just emulating you.

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... how could it not be?

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... not just any fool, but The Most Foolish Of All Fools, $arah Palin! Not a jester-type fool, who actually served a purpose in the courts of the monarchy, but just a fool who has convinced the media she's still relevant. Ssshh! She's not, but don't tell her or the news-info-tainment complex that gives her a platform for her idiotic utterances.

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... it doesn't matter what President Obama does, he's blah and thus everything is highly suspect. Right Wing logic - does it work?

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As I've said, I was there for a year long ago. So, no.

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It's getting a little scary, the way you do that.

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I'm sure she always called it Denali, because that's what Alaskans do.

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Mt. Kanye East and West.

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