Let's Watch Little Marco Rubio Disappear Forever! Your Super Toosday Liveblog
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Marco Rubio will be president of neither It's another Tuesday, of the super sort, which means voters are primary votin' in a whole mess of states. We are Tom-peeping the polls for you in Florida, Ohio, Illinois, North Carolina, and Missouri, and we honestly have no idea what is going to happen. Will the Hillz Bern? Will John Kasich finally win a thing, and will it be the Ohio-shaped thing? Will Donald Trump, or one of his fine associates, punch some gonads or girl-nads? Will we remember to make jokes about Ted Cruz? WHO CAN SAY? After Michigan (
Let's Watch Little Marco Rubio Disappear Forever! Your Super Toosday Liveblog
Let's Watch Little Marco Rubio Disappear…
Let's Watch Little Marco Rubio Disappear Forever! Your Super Toosday Liveblog
Marco Rubio will be president of neither It's another Tuesday, of the super sort, which means voters are primary votin' in a whole mess of states. We are Tom-peeping the polls for you in Florida, Ohio, Illinois, North Carolina, and Missouri, and we honestly have no idea what is going to happen. Will the Hillz Bern? Will John Kasich finally win a thing, and will it be the Ohio-shaped thing? Will Donald Trump, or one of his fine associates, punch some gonads or girl-nads? Will we remember to make jokes about Ted Cruz? WHO CAN SAY? After Michigan (