Maybe since Trump is playing hooky from the debate he can ride his confederate lion for the first time in forever. Whee, one more Republican debate before Iowa votes, after which somebody will win the Iowa caucuses and nobody will drop out and we'll have a million more debates, even after Hillary Rodham Clinton's two terms as president are over. And it's tonight! What's going to happen? We don't know, do you? Pffffft, you don't know. Let's make up the answers together like we always do:
Is this election STILL going on? It's been a year already. So the Vote for the Whitehouse is, what, next week? I mean all this attention it must be close.
Please America, please tell the rest of us you've finished fart-arseing around.
Chris Christie?
But it's Iowa! What about the butter cow??
Judges will accept flinging butter pats, or cow pats.
That event flyer is pure gold.
Blue Tarp Man also too...
TOO SOON!!
Miss Anne Elk must work in his campaign.
Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.https://youtu.be/cvaRGiMWRaE
They're fun to watch. Briefly.
Something about tits in a fermented eclair, I think.
How can Fox, in good conscience, run an Even More Loser-y Losers Debate and not invite Joe Stetson?
http://joestetson79.blogspo...
Whoever made that decision is clearly lacking an egurcation.
Trump is our last great hope.
to answer your question ( is the Donald yanking his old weener to glamour shots of his daughter):
what do you think he's been doing this whole time? it's obviously not being Presidential, that's for godamn sure....
Is this election STILL going on? It's been a year already. So the Vote for the Whitehouse is, what, next week? I mean all this attention it must be close.
Please America, please tell the rest of us you've finished fart-arseing around.
No way I'm watching if The Donald isn't there. Y'hear that Ailes? Your ratings are going down, because you wouldn't.
That would be Jim Wayne Gilmore. All serial killers have middle names and only the most creative deviate from Wayne.
I'd like to make a motion that we all start referring to Megyn Kelly as "Aunt Flo."
I'm still holding out hope for Statler and Waldorf (Muppet Balcony Guys) at least being in the corner. Someday.