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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

But it's Iowa! What about the butter cow??

Judges will accept flinging butter pats, or cow pats.

kindageeky's avatar

That event flyer is pure gold.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Blue Tarp Man also too...

TOO SOON!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Miss Anne Elk must work in his campaign.

calmerthanyouare's avatar

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.https://youtu.be/cvaRGiMWRaE

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

They're fun to watch. Briefly.

bobbert's avatar

Something about tits in a fermented eclair, I think.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

How can Fox, in good conscience, run an Even More Loser-y Losers Debate and not invite Joe Stetson?

http://joestetson79.blogspo...

Whoever made that decision is clearly lacking an egurcation.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Trump is our last great hope.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

to answer your question ( is the Donald yanking his old weener to glamour shots of his daughter):

what do you think he's been doing this whole time? it's obviously not being Presidential, that's for godamn sure....

Last Hussar's avatar

Is this election STILL going on? It's been a year already. So the Vote for the Whitehouse is, what, next week? I mean all this attention it must be close.

Please America, please tell the rest of us you've finished fart-arseing around.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

No way I'm watching if The Donald isn't there. Y'hear that Ailes? Your ratings are going down, because you wouldn't.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

That would be Jim Wayne Gilmore. All serial killers have middle names and only the most creative deviate from Wayne.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'd like to make a motion that we all start referring to Megyn Kelly as "Aunt Flo."

Empy's avatar

I'm still holding out hope for Statler and Waldorf (Muppet Balcony Guys) at least being in the corner. Someday.