Here is Sen. Rand Paul, announcing from -- we shit you not -- the Galt House Hotel, that he would also like to join the clown car clusterfuck that is the Republican presidential primary. Please make all the appropriate jokes in the comments, which we do not allow.
well running against the Clenis allowed them to distract Fat Al long enough for them and SCOTUS to steal Fl, so ya gotta credit them with going with a winning strategy.
MOM, I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP WHEN PRESS CONFERENCE STARTED! /takes another hit on his bong and goes back to sleep on the pullout couch in the basement
Egg Man.
I know. I took some Provigil . Then I got a horrible rash . I just can't win. Kinda like Randy there.
well running against the Clenis allowed them to distract Fat Al long enough for them and SCOTUS to steal Fl, so ya gotta credit them with going with a winning strategy.
It's called Fetal Alchohol Syndrome.
MOM, I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP WHEN PRESS CONFERENCE STARTED! /takes another hit on his bong and goes back to sleep on the pullout couch in the basement
He's going to need to refill the Mr Fusion in his time machine again.
Lemme know which bridge that is, cuz I do not trust my car on it, TYVM.
Shh, if they hold their 'election' this year then the ACTUAL election will be a walk for the Dems. Probably. Okay, maybe.
He's more'n happy to take every penny FROM the haters of America.
Will Rand defy his father and abandon the gold standard for the bitcoin standard?
Also too, not Jewish enough.
*golf clap*
We tried electing President Paul in '64, but it turns out that Liverpudlians aren't eligible to run.
I would have said Emil Sitka.
1859.
God damn you to hell, sir. What did Frodo and Gandalf do to deserve this?