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Gil's avatar

I know. I took some Provigil . Then I got a horrible rash . I just can't win. Kinda like Randy there.

artem1s's avatar

well running against the Clenis allowed them to distract Fat Al long enough for them and SCOTUS to steal Fl, so ya gotta credit them with going with a winning strategy.

leemoder's avatar

It's called Fetal Alchohol Syndrome.

artem1s's avatar

MOM, I TOLD YOU TO WAKE ME UP WHEN PRESS CONFERENCE STARTED! /takes another hit on his bong and goes back to sleep on the pullout couch in the basement

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He's going to need to refill the Mr Fusion in his time machine again.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Lemme know which bridge that is, cuz I do not trust my car on it, TYVM.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Shh, if they hold their 'election' this year then the ACTUAL election will be a walk for the Dems. Probably. Okay, maybe.

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

He's more'n happy to take every penny FROM the haters of America.

Poly_Ester's avatar

Will Rand defy his father and abandon the gold standard for the bitcoin standard?

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

We tried electing President Paul in '64, but it turns out that Liverpudlians aren't eligible to run.

Vienna Woods's avatar

God damn you to hell, sir. What did Frodo and Gandalf do to deserve this?