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Letterman Apologizes Because Wingnuts Decided His Bristol Palin Joke Was Actually About Sarah Palin's Attempts To Get On TeeVee Every Day, Forever
Did you know David Letterman made a perfectly normal political-scandal joke last week about famous human whore "A-Rod" possibly impregnating Alaskan Anger Bear Wingnut Sarah Palin's famous teen-pregnancy daughter while Sarah Palin was at Yankee Stadium?
And did you know that it became a TOTAL OUTRAGE because, unbeknownst to anyone beyond the Palin Clothes-Stealing Mafia, Sarah Palin had brought one of her manyotherdaughters to the game, probably on the GOP and/or Alaskan State Government tab? And did you know that this daughter was just slightly younger than the other daughter, Bristol, when that elder daughter got knocked up by Levi Johnston, in the Palin familyhome, in a teen fuck room Sarah Palincreated?
Well, then, you should be mightily outraged that the teevee host David Letterman made a joke about Sarah Palin's famous teen-mom daughter! He should'veknownSarah Palin is always hauling her family around on somebody else's dime. There was a GOOD CHANCE she was hauling a younger child to various VIP events in New York. She is a known con artist and grifter, after all.
Shame on David Letterman, for Sarah Palin's trailer-trash criminal behavior!
(Also, wingnuts don't watch David Letterman.)