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phoenix00's avatar

A Streisand Effect factory, in other words.

phoenix00's avatar

She better be refusing all offers of tea.

Blanche de Shambles πŸΉπŸ¦©πŸŒΊπŸŒ΄πŸŒ‹πŸŒ΄πŸ™'s avatar

This technology isolates reputational concerns for a given entity and its principles. If people are talking about fraudulent activity, we will know about it. The reporting and analytics provide positive/negative trending of content regarding individuals, funds, or companies that an Investor may be contemplating investing in. While background checks are helpful looking into the past, we provide "real time" assessments as to what is happening today.

Translation: we google your name, and if it turns out people are saying bad things about you, we send out bogus cease and desist letters.

MinneMary's avatar

I think they got fined several years ago for false advertising or something. Their commercials way back then were always on. Think the original owner had his identity hacked, plus there was some sort of breach a year or 2 ago

MinneMary's avatar

Hope that kid looks like her.

MinneMary's avatar

I was still in a semi-coma after a car accident. Didn't really wake up for a couple more days. Docs always go through several questions to see if you're mentally ok and usually ask who is the president.I didn't even think of saying Clinton, I was still upset about Florida and asked if they're still counting or did the courts decide. I was NOT happy.

SterWonk's avatar

Eh, probably Muslims living there, so NBD.

(/snark, to be extra clear.)

Dinz6315's avatar

Spousal privilege, I thought, was that you couldn't be compelled to testify against your spouse, but you still could if you wanted to.

I'm going through old Law and Order episodes in my mind. The layman's Westlaw.

Dinz6315's avatar

Because they lack them.

Dinz6315's avatar

Left on Uncle Sam's doorstep, after ringing the national doorbell.

CC Vet's avatar

Or at a Hanukkah party with Trump 2018: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

The most obvious AoT, K yet

Carpeperdiem's avatar

Hey! Trump once told his advisors to move Seoul, South Korea because it was too close to North Korea. So building a Third Temple?? Shit.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

We go into local establishments and mention your company's name. Then we take notes and report back to you.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

The moron owner used to put his SS# on the side of buses. Then he got his ID stolen. Who could have known?