It's been a fun few years, but now Levi Johnston, once and future sperm gifter extraordinaire, has joined every other 22-year-old in America and become broke and a tenant in his mother's home.
Smarter &#039;n my dad, who joined the Marines at 17 (lied about his age) and ended up wading ashore on Okinawa. No hotels on the beaches, the food sucked, and the pay was lousy. Plus it was noisy, and there was a <u>lot</u> of lead in the air. What a screw-up <i>he</i> was, compared to our boy Levi.
Hmm... I wonder if that&#039;s been done already. Might explain why Levi was able to quit making support payments, without incurring the wrath of Griftzilla.
He spent the money on boats and guns? Obvious solution: Make a reality show called &quot;LEVI JOHNSTON: ALASKAN PIRATE.&quot; He could even do a sweeps month crossover with &quot;The Deadliest Catch.&quot;
AHOY, MATEYS! GIVE ME YOUR WOMEN AND YOUR STURGEON!
Wait ... he&#039;s callling the new kid &quot;Glock&quot;?
I don&#039;t think Levi had nearly as good a soundtrack while he pissed away his million bucks.
Paying child support, it seems, is not a Republican value -- and forcing the issue is gubmint interference.
A boy and his dick are soon responsible for child support payments?
With the biggest dope slap of the decade.
Smarter &#039;n my dad, who joined the Marines at 17 (lied about his age) and ended up wading ashore on Okinawa. No hotels on the beaches, the food sucked, and the pay was lousy. Plus it was noisy, and there was a <u>lot</u> of lead in the air. What a screw-up <i>he</i> was, compared to our boy Levi.
Ridiculous. Why all this superstition about naming Tr... <i>This comment has been deleted by the administrator.</i>
I always figured it was the Bristol Inn, where she was conceived.
Hmm... I wonder if that&#039;s been done already. Might explain why Levi was able to quit making support payments, without incurring the wrath of Griftzilla.
The word you&#039;re looking for is &quot;harsh&quot;.
What a vile person.
Virginal?
As I recall, &quot;Tank&quot; is built like one, so nick.
Dobro? Is that you?
He spent the money on boats and guns? Obvious solution: Make a reality show called &quot;LEVI JOHNSTON: ALASKAN PIRATE.&quot; He could even do a sweeps month crossover with &quot;The Deadliest Catch.&quot;
AHOY, MATEYS! GIVE ME YOUR WOMEN AND YOUR STURGEON!
Because all Alaskans hate each other too much to name their kid after another person.