Lexington, Kentucky, Let Us Shine Like The Moon!

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Whatcha doin', Wonkette reader in Kentucky right now? Brushing your hair and putting on lipstick to come out and see us TONIGHT?

Well me either! It is not like you are Chicago.

Nonetheless, a gentle reminder to come out TONIGHT (Tues., March 27) and see us from 6 to 8 p.m. at Bru Burger Bar, 3010 Lakecrest Circle, Lexington, KY! We will buy you food and beer or bourbon or how you like it. (I do not actually know if they have bourbon there, but I assume that all places must by law.)

Tomorrow!Indianapolis! Wed., March 28, 6-8 p.m. Ralston's Drafthouse, 635 Massachusetts Ave., Indianapolis.

St. Louis, Missouri! CANCELLED FOR BROKEDOWN WONKEBAGO.

Are you my mom? Then we will see you here, in these days during which there are NO PARTIES AT ALL!

Wichita, Kansas!Mon., April 2, 5-7 p.m. The Anchor Wichita, 1109 E. Douglas, Wichita.

Denver, Colorado! Wed., April 4, 6-8 p.m. Bret the Cajun Boy, where should we go?

OK, this has been just a very good post full of many information and NO JOKES because BUYING YOU BEER IS NOT A JOKING MATTER.

You know when we get home from this trip, we're never leaving again, so MEET US WHILE THE MEETIN'S GOOD.

Y'all open thread.