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you do know that thing is a Reptillian, right ?

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Jeez, Evan, given the correct stimulus you're as righteous as Kaili! You go, man!

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Thank you. Missed that completely.

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The Republicants have a large burr up their butt whenever a decision is made by "activist" judges; unless those judges are named Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito or Kennedy.

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Shows you age, that's for sure!!!!

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The US is at war with anchor babies. The US has always been at war with anchor babies. The US has never been at war with gay marriage.

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And from the New Speak dictionary: Immigrant is now spelled M e x i c a n.

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What kills me is how they practically lose their shit in the race to be the most vehement, most noticed, most exciting liar of them all.

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As with all other sociopaths, I can feel sorry for whatever happened to them to make them like that, but damn if I will waste pity on them that might be more rightly given to the people they leave screwed over and bleeding along their path of destruction through life. If this person becomes POTUS (or any other Republican candidate), I'll pity us all, because we'll be well and truly fucked.

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Stampy the Boot?

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0 == 0

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I heard she has an eleven foot tongue. Like Jabba the Hut. That thing could cross a room to take a fly off a drape. The thing could wrap around your neck like an anaconda.

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Carly relieving herself

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I like it! Send it to Trump's and iCarly's campaign, see how soon they "steal" it for themselves.

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Nice fact free rant. More spittle though. You need to up your trolling in order to earn the right to be tickled by the banhammer.

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Pass your state level acts. Let's see what the court does with them. Hint: tp can also be used to do this.

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