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The government wants to keep a list of people who own cars?! WHY? SO THEY CAN EASILY KNOW WHO TO TAKE OUT, SHOULD THEY ENFORCE AN ALL-BICYCLE DICTATORSHIP!!1

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RPG.

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I'd be a penis gun cause I'm kind of dick sometimes.

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Raygun, because I have a sunny personality.

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I don't think the NRA gets this, but a lot of gun owners are in favor of gun control, because they know exactly what that gun can do. Generating magical personal protection rays isn't one of the options.

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I'd be Bazooka Joe because I'm an oldz and know who that is

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A Colt Peacemaker - like the ad says, I try to make people equal.

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I didn't see the gun disposal bin at Democratic HQ. Is it back by the restrooms?

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that comment could have gone down much differently, also too

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IKR? And what's up with those "do not enter" signs and one-way streets?

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No, it makes you a hippocrite. Moran.

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Same here. I'd actually be more than OK with banning all automatics - breech loaders, bolt action and revolvers only.

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Comment? There's a strict Comment Registry here at the Wonkette, namely nobody is allowed any.

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<i>So such a registry really wouldn’t be of much use to the UN shock troops when they occupy Missouri and hunt down all the gun owners, would it?</i>

<b>NEWS SCOOP: Mommyblog confirms existence of UN shock troops!!</b>

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Unless you have a womb. Then it's a whole different can o' beans.

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Lee Enfield .303, because I'm a Brit, and getting old and behind the times.

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