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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The government wants to keep a list of people who own cars?! WHY? SO THEY CAN EASILY KNOW WHO TO TAKE OUT, SHOULD THEY ENFORCE AN ALL-BICYCLE DICTATORSHIP!!1

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'd be a penis gun cause I'm kind of dick sometimes.

schmannity's avatar

Raygun, because I have a sunny personality.

PsycWench's avatar

I don't think the NRA gets this, but a lot of gun owners are in favor of gun control, because they know exactly what that gun can do. Generating magical personal protection rays isn't one of the options.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'd be Bazooka Joe because I'm an oldz and know who that is

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

A Colt Peacemaker - like the ad says, I try to make people equal.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I didn't see the gun disposal bin at Democratic HQ. Is it back by the restrooms?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that comment could have gone down much differently, also too

PsycWench's avatar

IKR? And what's up with those "do not enter" signs and one-way streets?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

No, it makes you a hippocrite. Moran.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Same here. I'd actually be more than OK with banning all automatics - breech loaders, bolt action and revolvers only.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Comment? There's a strict Comment Registry here at the Wonkette, namely nobody is allowed any.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>So such a registry really wouldn’t be of much use to the UN shock troops when they occupy Missouri and hunt down all the gun owners, would it?</i>

<b>NEWS SCOOP: Mommyblog confirms existence of UN shock troops!!</b>

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Unless you have a womb. Then it's a whole different can o' beans.

PubOption's avatar

Lee Enfield .303, because I'm a Brit, and getting old and behind the times.