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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Now I have this image of Beck's pudgy face, with BBQ sauce smeared around his mouth. That's gonna take a while to bleach out.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

One of those big Kryptonite bike locks would be fun. They'd have to cut up the gate.

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fuflans's avatar

and i see troll 'ragnarok4msm' won't actually take on our lizzie. he only scuttles four levels down.

for good reason.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

If you need to pay for your own security guards, you are doing it wrong. Either the government or place you work should supply them.

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The Quirk's avatar

He can join Rick Perry praying for a rain of Santorum.

Edit: Holy shit, Zero Pee? Just when I'd gotten up to 93, too.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Sadly, it seems it wasn't all that long ago that his brand of indecency wasn't so common.

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The Quirk's avatar

Well, they didn't throw rocks, as they would back in Oklahoma.

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The Quirk's avatar

Texas' would drop, were that possible.

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The Quirk's avatar

God had no part of making that little shit.

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chascates's avatar

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<i>Dallas-based real estate blogger Candy Evans reported that Beck is moving into the 7,900-square foot estate owned by baseball player Jorge Piedra and Swarovski heiress Vanessa Piedra. Beck has leased the home, on the market for $3.9 million, for $20,000 a month. According to Evans, the home has been on the market since 2009 and was originally listed for $5.4 million.</i>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Be nice. The DF'ers loooove Glenn Beck and will do anything for him. Even click downfists. But remember: Their page views puts more of that sweet, sweet, non-Goldline gold in our beloved Kristen Boyd Johnson's pocket. I'm sure that's good for us, in the same way private jet tax breaks are good for us.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

To paraphrase, in Beck's world "common decency" is neither common nor decent.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Downright poetic, in my humble opinion.

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MissusBarry's avatar

He's uncommonly indecent, though.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I've kinda given up on my p-ness. It seems that it takes over a hundred upfists to raise it a point and but one downfisty to deflate it. Hmmmph.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

All Texas lacks is water and good society.

Of course, that's also all Hell lacks...

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