Life With a Closeted-Gay Meth Addict Right Wing Preacher Is Kind Of a Drag

The Internet just gives and gives and gives:

 
 Ted Haggard's wife reveals that it's challenging to be married to a Big Shot Evangelist. But her faith helped her through the tough times:

God met me, spoke to me, and helped me as I sought Him. I learned to lean on Him and He so satisfied me that I felt increasingly free to love my husband and to participate with him in ministry and the life and calling God has given to us. I believe God delights in this type of relationship.

Yowza! No wonder Ted had to seek the pleasures of a male hooker from Denver! Gayle Haggard was being fucked by God!

 Gayle Haggard on Embracing Life as a Pastor's Wife [Crosswalk]