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Capt.Jim's avatar

Dead Brietbart says Robin aint dead and Obama is false flagging us again because Rush is losing sponsors from being tyranted

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BeachLoafer's avatar

Maybe they were drinking before she got pregnant, which I think has happened to other unfortunate couples also too, so drinking remorse leads to pregnancy remorse leads to 'bortion remorse ... it's all just one long slippery slope.

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The Quirk's avatar

That article should have been aborted.

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PsycWench's avatar

Pro-life sites frequently play six degrees of separation regarding abortion, except that they prefer to leave out five of the degrees.

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schmannity's avatar

Why no speculation that Williams could not cope with his Benghazi depression?

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Ikimizi's avatar

Okay. I think I've figured out how to make sure everyone knows my opinion on any subject. The first step is to check the news to see what is "hot". Next, torture some logic and tie it to what I want to talk about. And that's it. Now you can be a successful pundit.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

HEY!! I like that movie!

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Well, so is heterosexuality, because I also have clinical depression. So fuck those guys.

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artem1s's avatar

I'm betting Jeebus stays as far away as possible from a small unregarded yellow sun in a certain uncharted backwater of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Milkyway Galaxy.

And B Ark-ers.

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artem1s's avatar

add torturing decades/centuries of legal precedent to that and you can be a Supreme too.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Parasites also attach themselves to hosts to feed. Lampreys, Limbaughs, mosquitos, and Maureens are not about to pass up a feast like this.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Lauren Bacall was famously liberal. I can hardly wait for the wingnut press to spew even more of this uber-idiocy.

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