Conservatives are postively livid this week that their messiah rose from the dead once again Sunday to see his shadow and declare there would be six more weeks of hunks of chocolate shaped like rabbits and chicken eggs and Obama didn't put out a statement about it. Obama was too busy running his three wars to acknowledge the day Americans gather to put fake neon grass into baskets and drop unfertilized baby chicken capsules into vinegar and food coloring? OF COURSE. TYPICAL. But according to the-wolrd is-ending blog Now the End Begins,
"When dragons belch and hippos flee My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes. We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose. Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day! We can rule you wholesale Touch us and you'll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, We sell them souvenirs, We ner ner ner ner ner ner by the ears, Er ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner, Ner ner ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner ner, Ner your gleaming swords, we mortgaged to the hilt. Morporkia! Morporkia! Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner We can rule you wholesale Credit where it's due."
Here&#039;s a real sign of the end times: Richard Cohen wrote a <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/dispelling-the-myth-of-robert-e-lee\/2011\/04\/25\/AFrXC1kE_story.html" target="_blank">column, every word of which is sensible.</a>
Once God fills out his bracket, nobody&#039;s prayers matter.
Trailers definitely attract tornadoes. Scientists remain baffled.
The last person to have the &quot;fruit of the spirit&quot; inside them was Mary.
&quot;When dragons belch and hippos flee My thoughts, Ankh-Morpork, are of thee Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes. We own all your generals - touch us and you&#039;ll lose. Morporkia! Morporkia! Morporkia owns the day! We can rule you wholesale Touch us and you&#039;ll pay.
We bankrupt all invaders, We sell them souvenirs, We ner ner ner ner ner ner by the ears, Er ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner, Ner ner ner ner ner ner, ner ner ner ner ner, Ner your gleaming swords, we mortgaged to the hilt. Morporkia! Morporkia! Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner We can rule you wholesale Credit where it&#039;s due.&quot;
that thor guy is cute.
out there in his &#039;dad&#039;pants.
Obama just killed the Kurgan and claimed the The Prize. Duh.
looks like the Bible belt is getting belted.
Here&#039;s a real sign of the end times: Richard Cohen wrote a <a href="http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/dispelling-the-myth-of-robert-e-lee\/2011\/04\/25\/AFrXC1kE_story.html" target="_blank">column, every word of which is sensible.</a>
I&#039;m surprised you have enough thumbs, what with the trolls from Uberwald taking them.
(does this make me geek? god have mercy on my soul)
&quot;wiley lesbos&quot;
Are they coyote ugly?
Unfortunately, he seems also to be following DBZ in taking his entire first term to power up.
I wish I had enough thumbs to cover the Disk to give to you.
Beat me to it, dagnabbit!
<i>Pray tomorrow - gets me higher high high Pressure on people - people on streets Turned away from it all like a blind man</i>
The real question is whose power did he absorb?