Sure, everybody is all up in your grill today with fresh new news like the fact that the NSA is in your bedroom watching you RIGHT NOW or something, but here at Wonkette we also provide the valuable service of discussing completely obvious news because...well, because we really need to keep feeding you people new content so you will come look at us over and over and maybe give us monies.
<i>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not retiring. I&rsquo;m not going silent,&rdquo; Bachmann said on Fox News. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not quitting my public involvement. In fact I may run for another public office.&rdquo;</i>
Perhaps Michele Bachmann can start a career in stock photography: Crazy Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket, Crazy Woman Walking Dog In Park, Crazy Woman Ranting At Business Meeting, Crazy Woman Eating Corn Dog ... Then Mitt Romney could collect a folder full of these pictures, and the circle would be complete.
I thought that it was a Scissor Sister reference.
Go to Free Republic occasionally, that will confuse them.
Yeah. This one got passed the ironic/funny inspector before it was ready for distribution.
Does this involve a head rotating on a turntable?
He says.
Oh, fucking Care Bears. (Hint: you&#039;re about the same age as my kids).
Well, there is that. But what the fuck are you gonna do?
That was a strange movie.
= \"probable cause\"
&quot;Doggy style&quot; does NOT mean licking your own balls.
Now that the Fourth Amendment&#039;s been repealed, can New York cops just stop anybody on the street and frisk&#039;em?
I guess that&#039;s part of the &quot;balance&quot; Barry was describing today.
I went away years ago...
Don&#039;t match the carpet?
Thank you, but we&#039;ve already exceeded our quota of batshitcrazy. C&#039;mon slackers, time to pull your weight!
<i>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not retiring. I&rsquo;m not going silent,&rdquo; Bachmann said on Fox News. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not quitting my public involvement. In fact I may run for another public office.&rdquo;</i>
GOP Rebranding, part eleventy derp
Perhaps Michele Bachmann can start a career in stock photography: Crazy Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket, Crazy Woman Walking Dog In Park, Crazy Woman Ranting At Business Meeting, Crazy Woman Eating Corn Dog ... Then Mitt Romney could collect a folder full of these pictures, and the circle would be complete.