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How about a "No-Slide" list for kids' playgrounds?

Or a "No-Glide" list for disco dancefloors?

A "No-Cried" list for LA Laker fans?

And a "No-Lied" list for married men?

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Goodness, Chuckster, I can't even manage the snark here. How about you just don't bring the fucking TSA into my daily commute? Asshat.

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I can see the new and improved HSA-approved pedestrian signals, flashing "Walk", "Don't Walk", and "TERRORIST!!"

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If we could pitch it as "following Ayn Rand", the libertardians would spin around and authorize $100 billion for a national rail system.

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Hey, let 'em buy all the ammo and dynamite they want. So long as they can't get on a train, what could possibly go wrong?

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A "No-Pied" list for clowns seems particularly appropriate.

"No-Tied" for S&M fetishists? "No-Wide" for red-state fatties.

(And a "No-Sighed" list for Wonketeers.)

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Like other failing businesses, look for "terrorists" blowing up trains for insurance money.

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Let's just give Cheney the frigging list, and have him torture everyone on it. (Sure, they'll bitch about it, but John Yoo can explain to them how it's good for America.)

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Well done.

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I think it's ridiculous how New York City lets just anybody onto the sidewalks. Are you listening, Chuck?

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Drudge is leading the freakout:<i> Sen. Schumer Calls For Amtrak 'Do Not Ride' List... Two tunnel 'breaches' cause scare in NYC... SUV 'bomb' scare ... Threats Divert Planes in Three Separate Incidents... Scary Flight To Chicago... Threatening Note In Bathroom Departing Detroit... 'Are we gonna blow up?' Dallas Train Station Evacuated: Man Asked For Help Carrying Packages... 4 Arrested For Videotaping TSA Line At Denver... Suspicious package found in mailbox: Cellphone sent back to company... SHOCK PHOTO: TSA LOOKING FOR 'POOP BOMBS?' </i>

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Next on Chuckie's list of proposed legislation: TSA validation before being allowed to rent a Segway.

I just hope this fucknut doesn't learn that his butt buddy Chucky Grasley has a Twatter machine on his Crackberry. I'll bet his tweets will take "stupid" to a completely different stratosphere.

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"...Amtrak needs all the customers it can get. That thing is a money pit...." Jack, from a link posted on Balloon Juice <a href="Amtrak needs all the customers it can get. That thing is a money pit." target="_blank">Amtrak On Pace to Set All-Time Ridership Record</a>.

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