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Why not Hunter Biden?

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Oh well, we guess President Biden's attorney general can get to the bottom of all of it, should they be so inclined.

Spoiler alert! They will not be so inclined.

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Like that movie producer in The Godfather sort of things?

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Is this #truth or is NBC News (sources say) simply projecting?

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Yeah. Instead of thanking Satan he was re elected. What a dick!

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I wish I had the least scrap of faith that Graham would suffer consequences for his actions.

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When I listened he had to go out of his way to say Stacey Adams never accepted here defeat . So when she was obviously screwed by her opponent.. not exactly apples and oranges with our furer.

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I'd love for this to be the thing that ends Lindsey, especially as I suspect it'll be gross watching him spend all of next year desperately flailing around for someone, anyone, to agree with slavishly in lieu of having any personality of his own.

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There's an old song from the 1920s that goes "root toot tootsie goodbye". I think we could drop the 's' for her sake.

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may they be so inclined, godspeed.

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or any of these fucks, TBH

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This should trigger a look at Lindsey’s win as well, just to be thorough.

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That will end up being Big Momma in the Cook County Jail

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I often mistake Kate McKinnon's Lindsey Graham for Kate McKinnon's Jeff Sessions.

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It's the party of "states' rights" and "small federal government". I'm sure the state-level GOPers have zero interest in the feds telling them what to do, regardless of party affiliation.

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Kate McKinnon is a national treasure. Her Rudy Ghouliani impression is spot-on too. She could impersonate almost anyone.

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