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𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘖𝘗 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘚𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘱𝘰𝘦𝘯𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘢 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦’𝘴 2020 𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘴.

“𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘉𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴,” 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥.

𝗙𝗕𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟬 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗮 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆, 𝗔𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗼𝗻𝗮

https://shorturl.at/vVhEk [Democracy Docket]

gallbladder's avatar

It is March on the Senate steps. Even Caesar overstayed his welcome.

tehbaddr's avatar

Victory is at hand!

This all worked so well in Afghanistan!

Richard S's avatar

I was wondering. If there really is a fatwa against Dear Leader, could we persuade the leaders who issued it to add an amendment that it applies to him ONLY? The vast majority of Americans do not want the war, would end it if they had a chance at doing so, and don't deserve to be fatwa'd?

tehbaddr's avatar

How about after the mid terms we serve him up on a gold platter?

Stulexington's avatar

Unfortunately, sometimes the only way to get to a leader is to hit their people.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

remember reading a story years ago that mentioned the problem with trying to starve a people into submission it that it is never the people at the top who actually starve

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Except in this case he just doesn't give a shit.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

and that would be - the MAGA people - not the Wonkette People

Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

Nerd alert! Survival Research Laboratory spinoff has figured out how to significantly boost a Tesla tower's strike energy, mayhem demonstrations ensue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoGbrgOhPes

UVB-76's avatar

HEY!! You happy now, you fucking pig? This makes seven (that we know of, no word on wounded).

This total will rise, but be kept as a journal separate from the million or so COVID victims.

gallbladder's avatar

"Iran will just disappear."

UVB-76's avatar

When Uncle Sam pulls out, Putin can conduct another Special Military Operation.

paperlesstiger's avatar

Is it a symptom of too much or too little capitalism if a guy can just say things that are not true to change things in the market that he doesn't like, and they actually change?

𝘉𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘎: 𝘜𝘚 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘳𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘳 𝘪𝘴 '𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦'

Stulexington's avatar

To be fair, they're probably banking on him no longer shooting torpedoes into the shipping lanes.

VaselineHabits's avatar

K Shaped economy, we done fucked up.

Hope the vast majority of Americans weren't invested in 401k or the market for their retirement.

Stulexington's avatar

Good news, not anymore!

verne's avatar

pulled mine a month ago

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

It's all about the Straight of Hormuz. That's why he's TACOing out.

Oh, Vlad took his phone call.

Random's avatar

I have a feeling Hormuz will be closed a lot longer than TFG wants it to be.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I would agree. The Supreme Leader in iran is even more of a radical than his father. Watch this space.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

wayyyy too much

And it is why he said it

UVB-76's avatar

Pigs at a trough.

Gargaxx's avatar

Contact your doctor if your war boner lasts for more than four Friedman Units.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Lindsey Graham is going to have to see a microbiologist for his.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

My bachelor's was is microbiology. One of my favorite jokes:

I'm a microbiologist. My job involves streaking, probing, and mounting. And I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

gallbladder's avatar

Gonna need a more powerful SEM for this.

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Trust me, microbiologists want nothing to do with him.

SkeptiKC's avatar

[breaks down watching the dignified transfer of a fallen US soldier]

This should NOT have had to fucking happen!

JanuaryClaire's avatar

Honorable men and women deserve better than one of the most dishonorable men ever.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Army Sgt. Benjamin N. Pennington, 26, of Glendale, Kentucky.

We all know JDs name, we should know Ben's too.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

That nearly broke me.

And to see JD Dunce attending. Who will be the CIC when the Demented Orange Traitor croaks.....................

SkeptiKC's avatar

Thank you.

I'm not the best typist when I'm crying.

Cheers Y'all's avatar

Oh! I wasn't being snarky, just thought I'd put his name up.

I added the JD comment as an afterthought after I scrolled down and saw JDs name a bunch of times.

SkeptiKC's avatar

No worries; emotion overwhelmed me. I wasn't kidding.

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MSNOW is showing footage of a dignified transfer earlier this evening. Vance was in attendance.

At one point, there were several people lined up against the ramp of the plane with their heads bowed for maybe a minute... Vance's head crept up and up, until it was nearly straight upright at the end. Everyone else remained bowed.

Stulexington's avatar

Was he wearing eye makeup?

🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

It's dripping down his face due to his sincere tears.

VaselineHabits's avatar

I was wondering where that particular shit goblin had been. Even if Trump dies, Vance owns his part in the destruction of exactly who he called "Stupid Hitler"

THEY ALL KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING

CripesAmighty's avatar

Vance is even more dangerous (if that's s possible--a debatable proposition): he's every bit as venal, unprincipled and vicious--and not nearly as stupid.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

at least he was not wearing merch

Baby steps?

tehbaddr's avatar

HicSeth stands weird.

Stulexington's avatar

He's not used to standing still without a scotch in his hand.

tehbaddr's avatar

Even when he has the Scotch he sways a good bit. His feet don't move mind you.

Gargaxx's avatar

Open your windows and crank up the death metal.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I am in good terms with my neighbors and want to stay that way.

Although I'm tempted.

gallbladder's avatar

I miss that expression.

gallbladder's avatar

He always used to say "FUUUUUUUCK!" in your posts. :-)

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'll forward your feedback to LF.

gallbladder's avatar

Explained upwards. You'll know.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

I just liked this particular expression for a new name XD

*models*

Mysterysurf's avatar

Is this Thundersprog's parents, or different neighbors?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Thundersprog is above me. These yelling neighbors are on the other side of the courtyard. (They are *that* loud.)

Mysterysurf's avatar

That's... unfortunate. Don't you wish you could spray them down with a hose?

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I'd rather not risk getting shot.

UVB-76's avatar

Fifty dollars says Vance was looking at Hegseth's ass.

Stulexington's avatar

A c note says he was considering fucking the caskets.

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Boston Bad Asses® 😃 (Assets? . . . shit, I should copyright that for real: Boston Bad Assets®)

(I will forever regret that I came to the Dropkick Murphys late)

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"Iconic Irish American punk band Dropkick Murphys are headlining a free block party Friday near where Alex Pretti was killed by immigration agents."–https://www.startribune.com/st-patricks-day-weekend-2026-punk-music-ice/601593267?utm_source=gift

"On Friday, March 6, Dropkick Murphys, the iconic Irish American punk band out of Boston, are playing the Palace Theater in St. Paul. [...] Over the phone, lead singer Ken Casey told me they often try to drop in when they’re on the road at anywhere from “protests to picket lines to union halls.” So in the Twin Cities, they were looking for an opportunity to do some “kind of renegade style to show some solidarity and let [Minnesotans] know how proud people of America are of how they met the moment.”

"They connected with some punk rock friends in Chicago who connected them to punk rock friends in Minnesota and they got the idea of playing a short acoustic set somewhere near W. 26th Street and Nicollet Avenue S. in Minneapolis, where Alex Pretti was killed. They’re still playing that set, but now are leading a 10-act show playing in the parking lot of the Black Forest Inn."

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Parking lot of the Black Forest is only a few steps away from where Alex Pretti was killed. (when I was young and had hair on the top of my head - I lived around the corner on 25th Street)

UVB-76's avatar

Rachel's showing the transfer of the latest sucker and loser.

So difficult to watch.

tehbaddr's avatar

At least JV Dunce knows not to wear a fucking MAGAt hat for transfer of casualties.

EyeQueue's avatar

ABC just said something about Trump's "dignified" receival of the casualties.

The media is a fucking joke.

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Well he didn't rock back and forth or yawn or fall asleep or wander off.

Bar so low it's near the core

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Hagueseth is there.....also too.

#$%^&*()_(*&^%$#$%^&*()(*&^%$#$%^&*()

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

He'll just be hidden in the corner fucking a casket.

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Even my very lapsed Catholic soul hisses at the thought of this late to the game fake Catholic going through the motions.

Goin Green's avatar

It's better than Shitler sharting on himself...

but not much.