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i find this whole thing utterly tasteless.

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i like your thinking.

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'the benghazi chew toy' needs to be copyrighted.

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If his lips <i>aren't</i> moving, he's lying in his heart.

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Nice rack, though.

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And Senatrix Lindsey has plenty of that.

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Archduke Franz Ferdinand Sacco and Vanzetti Leon Trotsky Luca Brasi JR Ewing

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Secretary of State Clinton (Sept 10, 2012) : Did I remember to take my extended absence greeting off the voicemail? Ah, fuck it.

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<i>“I haven’t forgotten about Benghazi. Hillary Clinton got away with murder, in my view.”</i>

Graham perfectly illustrates the Fux News/Repubican alternate reality view of Benghazi: Who actually attacked the consulate is irrelevant, as if the only thing that happened was someone wrote some talking points.

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Rebecca would think so.

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Simulated senator Bob Corker of Tennessee says Hagel's no good because there's supposed to be "tension" between the State Department, which wants sissified treaties and agreements and trade, and DoD, which of course wants to bomb everybody and buy more weapons. Hagel, even though he's a Veet-nahm vet and a Republican, cannot successfully embody the SecDef's constitutional function of being a lobbyist for Lockheed Martin, Raytheon, etc.

In his world <a href="http:\/\/nbcpolitics.nbcnews.com\/_news\/2013\/01\/29\/16753772-hagels-nuclear-abolition-endorsement-spurs-gop-questions-on-deterrence\?lite" target="_blank">that</a> probably makes sense.

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Casey Anthony's kid.

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So good!

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And everyone in Congress who voted to invade Iraq got away with murder.

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Ol' purdy Linds has been champing at the bit (!!) to play Truman Capote in a <i>Murder by Death</i> remake!

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