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What, are you trying to crash the international arms trade?

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Because the child is no longer being “trafficked”, just abused, enslaved, raped, and murdered in their own country. I mean, c’mon, don’t they have any patriotism?

Maybe Trump should just slap a tariff on importation of sex slaves.

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Which pieces of filth, the lady who ran the rub and tug out of Mar a Lago, her buddy Elaine Chao, or the vanishingly small percentage of asylum seekers?

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What are some anagrams for “genius visa”?

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Yes, but is that really a final solution?

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You misspelled “die in their country.”

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Did you say “horde” or “whore”? Because Melania already made it in.

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And go on a long downhill slide of marginalization and alcoholism.

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He sounds nice, and fun to have at parties.

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I would like two ivory tower commie pinko feminist lesbian Marxo-post-modernists, with room for cream.

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Tabled and referred to committee, not rejected.

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Is Thorazine still recommended?

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Ga Tech won.

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I REALLY DON'T CARE DO U?

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Wait I thought Dealmaker Trump made that Deal with Mexico! Problem solved! Why am I still hearing about it?

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I picked up the complete run of The Twilight Zone on BR last week. I still love it after all this time (also there are a few episodes I never caught) , but find myself having to explain the concept to my younger housemates.

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